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Post by Dangerbabe on Apr 27, 2004 11:07:34 GMT -5
Ah, Nieta! I knew I could count on you! ____ DB and DCS headed outside and down the five floors from DB's apartment to the street. DCS hailed a cab and they hopped in. "Here's the plan," said DB as they careened through the streets toward the arena. "We're going to infiltrate the matatores locker room and replace one of their belts with this one." She pulls out a red sparkling matador belt. "Oookay," said DCS looking doubtful. "First of all, I didn't know matadors had locker rooms...and secondly, is this belt going to, like, blow him up?" "I'm not quite as bad as Sands," said DB. "It's only a tickle belt. I got the idea from Spongebob Squarepants. It'll work like this. When I give the signal, you'll hit the green button on this remote control. It'll tickle the matador into hysterics and he won't be able to continue. They'll have to take him out of the arena." "You mean if he doesn't get gored first?" "Details, Nieta! Don't bother me with details!" "Okay. So all I have to do is hit the green button when you give me the signal?" "Yes. That and sneak the belt into the locker room and into the right locker." DCS blanched. "Me??" "Sounds like all the blood just drained from your face, DCS. Come on...here, this'll give you some courage..." DB handed her a screwdriver. An evil smile crossed DCS's face. "I'm ready," she said. The taxi pulled up to the arena. DB paid the driver and they got out. "Which way?" asked DCS. DB put her hand on DCS's shoulder. "Take me through the main entrance and then I'll tell you where to go." Soon, they were down one level and near the Matadors locker room. "Okay," said DB, "here's the belt. You want to get it into the locker of Poncho "Toby" Villa. Got it?" "Poncho 'Toby' Villa. Got it. How do I know which locker is his?" "Heck if I know, Nieta. That's what I have grandkicks for." DCS took a deep breath, gripped her screwdriver and the belt, and headed for the locker room, whispering to herself, "Cover. Gotta think of a cover!" _____ OOC: You're on, Nieta! ;D
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Apr 27, 2004 17:46:52 GMT -5
OOC:: when u said I had to go I literally said "me?" and then i scrolled down and yeah, that was just to funny.. alright.. lol... ____________________________ IC:: DCS walks into the matadors locker room clutching the screwdriver in hand "cover.. gotta think of a cover" she kept thinking to herself as she pushed the heavy door open and walked in. She looked around finding it surprizingly clean and it smelled of M&Ms and bean burritos "thats an odd combination" DCS says outloud to herself, she sees a huddle of people muttering in Spanish and she raises a brow as her eyes search for the right locker "hmm" she said with a smile. Suddenly her head snaps up hearing someone call her "YOU! short one with the screwdriver!" she turns around with a smile "yes?" "what are you doing in here? dont you know the locker room is closed to civilians?" "im the maintenence man.. er woman, Im here because one of my men was fixing a squeaky locker when he accidentally took what wasnt his" the evil looking man came up to her looking her over "arent you a little short for a maintenance girl?" She gripped her screwdriver tightly this time, and looked up at him "looks can be deceiving sir" "si, eso si .. " he looked at the look on her face "that they can" "I know what it bloody means you twit.." she said her face turning red, she lifted the screwdriver up a bit but pushed her arm back down "well then, what is it you had to give back" "Im afraid thats none of your business I'm looking for a Poncho TOBY Villa" suddenly from out of no where, he came sliding into the locker room, his boots making a loud squeeee noise as he slid infront of her "aqui estoy" he yelled. another evil smirk upon DCS's face "well then I have something that belongs to you" she simply held up the belt "my cinto? I could of sworn it was in my locker" he walked over to his locker and just as he was about to open it "VIlla! Your up next!" DCS let out a sigh of relief as Villa walked out. She turned and looked at the crowd that had gathered, everyone looking at her screwdriver "hey" said a matador coming in, badly bruised and on crutches "my locker is crooked do you think you can fix it?" DCS shook her head "sorry Im on my lunch break, call me" with that she turned around walking swiftly and quickly out of the locker room and taking DBs arm "done"
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Apr 27, 2004 18:23:11 GMT -5
Up to no good, I see...
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Apr 27, 2004 19:57:05 GMT -5
*crosses fingers behind her back*
us? were being good.... honestly
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Post by Dangerbabe on Apr 28, 2004 0:08:55 GMT -5
"No good?" DB quipped. "Of course we're up to no good. Glad you could join us, CC. Did you get those bets like I asked?" CC rolled her eyes and smirked, "Pirate!" as she flipped open a pad of paper showing the bets. "If all goes well, we should be up to our ears in swag by the end of the bullfight." The threesome made their way to the stands and took their seats. "Sheesh!" said DCS. "That bull looks worn out. I wonder if it can win even with the matador's...disadvantage." "Is he in the ring yet?" asked DB. "Not yet, mate," said CC, shading her eyes from the glaring sun. "Oh, wait. There he goes!" Listening to the sound of the bull's hoofs and the ooohs and aaaahs of the crowd, DB waited for the right moment. "You guys are going to have to describe it to me," DB said as she gave DCS a pat on the shoulder and said, "Now!" DCS hit the green button. The matador jumped suddenly and began to laugh, grabbing at his waist. The crowd was confused, then began to laugh as the matador stumbled around the ring, trying to stay away from the bull, which kept charging him. "He's rolling around on the ground!" giggled CC. "I think the bull's bored," said DCS. "It's gone to the side and is sniffing the flowers some of the ladies threw down." The uproar of laughter throughout the arena continued as the hands came running out to get the matador. DB instructed DCS to turn the belt off. She then shoved another red, sparkling belt into DCS's hands. "Okay, Nieta, this is his real belt. You've got to run down there quick, to the locker room and trade out the belts before they can figure out what we did." "ME?" gasped DCS. "But...how will I get the belt off of him?" "I'm sure you'll think of something," said DB. "You're a chip off the old block!" "You can do it, lass," CC agreed. "We'll meet you outside...we've some bets to collect." DCS took a deep breath, took the belt and headed out. "She's a good one, that," said CC. "Yeah," DB mused. "I think we'll keep her." ____ OOC: Bring it home, Nieta! ;D
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Apr 28, 2004 11:03:15 GMT -5
DCS sighed as she made her way back towards the locker room, different Ideas running through her mind on what to do next. She sighed, couldnt use the maintenence girl bit again, people will think shes got a thing for belts. She smiled seeing another matador walking out, in a bit of a limp. She sighed and shook her head "Gotta do it" she sighed and jumped him, pushing him into the janitors closet.
She put the screwdriver to the side of his head "alright love, keep quiet and no one gets hurt is that understood?"
The guy only raised a brow looking at her "calmado y no te mato" she said in spanish a bit upset, she hated how she sounded. He nodded seeing the screwdriver. She looked at him and sighed thinking of something to do.. she smirked
"take of your jacket and pants"
that he did, and in record time
"oh so THAT you understand but you dont understand a threat to your life?" The matador only smiled as he stood there in boxers with the Mexican flag imprinted over and over again, made DCS a bit dizzy. She rolled her eyes and then looked at him. She quickly pulled on his clothes over hers, keeping the belt over her shoulder
"alright, if you tell anyone about this, youll have reason to be discouraged"
The matador nodded as DCS walked out of the tiny room. She sighed and put on her sunglases, and using a bit of her eyeliner, drew on a thin mustache, she ran into the womens room and after hearing a scream she ran out and into mens bathroom, making a face at the horrid smell she looked in the mirror
"this is as good as its gonna get"
she shook her head and ran out, sliding into the locker room yet again, there she found Poncho 'Toby' Villa wondering what the hell had happened to him.
"I dont know what happened, Imean, one moment, I was normal, then one moment, I was just tickled all over" he said to himself, he lay down on the ground staring up at the ceiling contemplating what just happened.
DCS smiled to herself but hid it and walked up to him as she deepened her voice
"SeƱor Villa?"
"si"
"Your.. uh wife.. will be needing your uniform.. to wash it" DCS said a bit at a loss for words.
"ay, okay" hey said standing up and undressing. DCS covered her eyes from his horrible bright chicken legs.
"here" he sighed handing her the uniform, belt and all.
DCS grinned and took his clothes "right.. she looked at his belt and quickly hid it in the bundle of clothes and took the belt off her shoulder "Belts dont get washed sir"
"si.. what was I thinking" he held out his hand, he'd had yet to look at her. DCS handed him the belt and turned around walking out of the Locker room throwing the clothes in a nearby trashcan.
She smiled to herself "wasnt that hard" she smirked and started to go outside to meet DB and CC, and stopped feeling a heavy hand on her shoulder
"Carlos, youre up" DCS rolled her eyes "right, just let me go... get something" She ran back to the bathroom and quickly stripped off the icky matador uniform and mustache and walked out,she adjusted her sunglasses. She smiled walking right past the guards and straight towards CC and DB an accomplished smile on her face "that was easy" she said with a sigh as she stood next to DB and looked up over at CC "collect?"
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Post by Dangerbabe on Apr 28, 2004 21:41:08 GMT -5
OOC: !!!!!!! _________ "Grandkick, that was a little piece of genious you worked back there. You make your abuela proud," said DB as they stood outside collecting on their bets. "Aye," agreed CC. "She'd make a good pirate. Sure you don't want to come join me crew, lass?" "Nah," said DCS with a grin. "I'm too fond of my naps." DB fanned the wad of pesos next to her ear. "I'm thinking...16,000 pesos?" "Close," said CC. "Try a bit over 17,000." "Fifteen-hundred buckaroos! Thanks, for the help, ladies!" "Don't mention it," grinned CC, pulling a third of the wad out of DB's grip. "Hey!" cried DB. "This ain't time to screw the pooch!" DCS snatched another third. "Ah, but we learned from the best, Abuela!" "All right, all right," acquiesed DB. "I guess you earned it." "So," said CC, hailing a cab. "What did you need the cash for?" "Oh, the usual. Bribes, ordering hits, puerco pibil, keeping my grankick in yellow M&Ms. The basics." "Pibil?" said CC. "I'm up for that. With a glass of rum!" "You read my mind," replied DB as they piled in the cab and headed out down the dusty Mexican streets. _____ OOC: Well! That was a fun adventure. Thanks for joining me, CC and DCS!!
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Apr 28, 2004 22:00:54 GMT -5
no problem abuela, glad I could be of service
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Apr 29, 2004 21:32:52 GMT -5
Lol, ye're most welcome... wait, did I do anything? Great story, luvs! And I'm all for that glass of rum. Btw, LOVE the new sig and avi! ;D
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Post by Dangerbabe on Apr 29, 2004 23:49:24 GMT -5
sarahprincess made them for me!!! ;D Arent' they the bees knees?
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Apr 30, 2004 0:11:56 GMT -5
They absolutely rock, I dont think Sheldon and Sheldon could look better
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Apr 30, 2004 0:12:12 GMT -5
Sure, M&M's for the grandkick. *pouts*
;D
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Apr 30, 2004 0:13:35 GMT -5
awww.. *holds up a small bag of M&Ms* here.. I can share..
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Post by Dangerbabe on Apr 30, 2004 0:36:57 GMT -5
DB rolls in a palette of several cases of mountain dew.The Dorito truck is out back. Now, you were saying, Primera?
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Apr 30, 2004 0:43:00 GMT -5
*takes back M&M's*
"go one.. shoo" *stuffs M&Ms in oversized pocket* ;D
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