You know what i cant wait around for Psnoo to return him so i must take action
*Rev very quietly creeps into Psnoos cabin, being as quiet as possible she searches every cupboard and bedroom for Bill unfortunately not quiet enough and Mort begins to stir, she freezes and tries to hide although the plaid suit and black hat didnt really help matters! Morts eyes spring open and he sniffs the air "Doritos"
Sure enough Rev produces a large bag of the tasty snacks.
"Oh beautiful and talented Mort" she coos Mort still not fully awake and irritated from being woken so early relaxes slightly in the strangers presence after all she did know his name and she had found his and Psnoos cosy cabin so she couldnt be all that bad could she??
"Hmmm, what do you want"
Rev smiles evilly her eyes boring into Morts.
" I want my Willie" she says a passion in her voice
"Your WHAT!
" Mort finds this statement amusing and tries his best to hide his huge grin.
Rolling her eyes " Bill. William Blake the sweetest and most gorgeous outlaw there ever was i Know Psnoo has him and i want him back. There is no need to involve her in this i give you these ( she holds up the kingsize bag of Doritos) and you give me William , simple."
Morts sleepy eyes widen at the thought of a whole bag of Doritos to himself if Psnoo dint wake then he could have it all to himself she wouldnt have to know William had been taken he could simply have run away.
"What do you think ?? Fair trade?"
Morts brain seems to uncloud for a second and he suddenly recognises the face before him. He rushes from the room and comes back with Psnoos coke covered JA year book. Revs face becomes twisted with confusion. He opens it and a few Doritos crumbs fall to the floor. He turns a few pages before declaring:
"ITS YOU!!!!! he then lowers his voice so not to disturb his sleeping beauty , your The innocent outlaw"
Rev comes out of her corner looking a little sheepish " Yep thats me! And i would be sooooo grateful to have my man back"
Mort closes the book. He stands looking thoughtful for a while before plonking himself on the couch next to Psnoo.
"Sure hes in the corn" Mort grins a grin not dissimilar to Revs, an evil smile
Revs eyes widen and her heart begins to beat faster than ever . She drops the bag of crisps to Morts utter delight and runs from the cabin. She managed to locate the corn patch within seconds and not knowing what to expect but knowing enough to know it wasn’t going to be nice she grimaced as she pulled back the stalks of corn.
There he was the dark slender shape she knew and loved. She ran through the stalks to him. He was sitting in the middle of the patch he was simply peeling away the leaves on the corn. She breathed a sigh of relief her heart jumping back to its normal position .
Next to him was the biggest pile of peeled corn Rev had ever seen! He still hadn’t noticed her so she jumped up behind him hoping to give him a nice surprise.
" I am peeling as fast as i can "
"Uh?? I can see you are you’ve done a great job but i think its time to come home the beans havent tasted nearly as good without you!"
Williams face broke out into a huge grin.
"REV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CAME! YOU CAME TO SAVE ME!"
He through his arms around her neck and lifted her up hugging as tightly as he could. Giggling Rev stroked his beautiful face as well as hugging him back.
"I missed you sooooooooooo much."
" Oh me to the fire burns so much brighter with you around Bill come on lets get out of here."
And with no more said Rev and her "Willie" kissed passionatelyand rode off into the sunset arms linked.
Meanwhile Mort had some explaining to do to Psnoo who not only was she not best pleased to have been woken and lost her captive but Mort had been pigging out without her!
(Sorry its soo long! Got carried away) Still swooning from that kiss!