Post by The Symbolic Sacrifice on Oct 17, 2008 2:22:17 GMT -5
Once upon a dark and phlegmy throat, lived a dark toad, who loved when you rubbed his belly. But one sunny night he evaporated and escaped to the crimson hair of Sir Laughalot Squaretable , the dark toad turned into a scary frog, which wasn't very small, or different, but was exceptionally good at making Michael Jackson faces for his friends. On Saturdays, he went to singing for dark city Nights, on his big dark camel. He loved to eat dark chocolate.
Yes, Sir Laugh-a-lot was a sleepy kinda rancid fellow who seldom ventured outside his trailer. Most often he would eat some really dark and handsom Men, that looked a lot Like Mr. Billingsly, the quagulated blood brother that had huge bruised nostril. Add the quirky cannibalism to his mix, and you get a beautiful , tangy tortilla. That knows Latin declinations, Spanish dances and foppish clothing trends. But only on Sunday he eats roast lamb with milk. But milk turns him dangerously nefarious and gassy.
Anyway the Creepy freak bounced in one afternoon to find Louise, his exhumed bunny licking snatcher, eating his canole and screamed "CHEESY BEAN CURD! CHEESY WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!! " Clearly this greedy fiend needed lactose now, before the narcolepsy kicked in. Louise found his cousin Helga Zamboni and they slept in his bright orange suit till wednesday. They realized that they had forgotten the fuzzy, warm puppy. It whimpered like a hurt cow. Picking it off the damp towel he said, "Haha you funky duck! I'll pet this cat until your skin peels." Immediately Helga called the child services, Dorris answered with a, "What ho!" Shocked, Helga exclaimed as Dorris cackled sinisterly. "I cannot allow your flying to continue while Arnold's singing opera. Gaseous discharge, who has been lurking around the dark forest without permission." Why do people always like to hurt me?
Moments later, a dark man appeared in the doorway looking like he just stepped on a pile of dog poop! They noticed that he was shivering. "What is the problem over there?" Dorris then went over and kissed him on his manly left foot.
"Why, thanks Professor Plum. I never understood why you always wait for my fluffy black dog. What is reason for your plumness?"
Dorris replied,"What a great way to introduce a brilliant young man who is ever so musically gifted, such as a didgeridoo, which is awesome!"
So,what can this man bring to a party? Time! There is always the option of never letting go of the door handle.
Professor Plum entered loudly, Dorris jumped from under the bed and shouted, "How dare you stomp into my very special bedroom! I thought you were a decent man! She slapped him hard on his face and fell backwards onto a chair. The man yelled, "Oww! What on earth did you do that for? I didn't do anything wrong! Oh, didn't you see the huge chicken Peep before we went inside? It was disgusting!" He looked up at Dorris who made a evil face and crossed her eyes at Spiderman. He, The Joker said "hi, why is Spiderman over there dressed as crazy as Mr. Davy Jones' henchman Harvey?
'Because he wants to contain his utterly annoying rabbit persona
~SS~
Yes, Sir Laugh-a-lot was a sleepy kinda rancid fellow who seldom ventured outside his trailer. Most often he would eat some really dark and handsom Men, that looked a lot Like Mr. Billingsly, the quagulated blood brother that had huge bruised nostril. Add the quirky cannibalism to his mix, and you get a beautiful , tangy tortilla. That knows Latin declinations, Spanish dances and foppish clothing trends. But only on Sunday he eats roast lamb with milk. But milk turns him dangerously nefarious and gassy.
Anyway the Creepy freak bounced in one afternoon to find Louise, his exhumed bunny licking snatcher, eating his canole and screamed "CHEESY BEAN CURD! CHEESY WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!! " Clearly this greedy fiend needed lactose now, before the narcolepsy kicked in. Louise found his cousin Helga Zamboni and they slept in his bright orange suit till wednesday. They realized that they had forgotten the fuzzy, warm puppy. It whimpered like a hurt cow. Picking it off the damp towel he said, "Haha you funky duck! I'll pet this cat until your skin peels." Immediately Helga called the child services, Dorris answered with a, "What ho!" Shocked, Helga exclaimed as Dorris cackled sinisterly. "I cannot allow your flying to continue while Arnold's singing opera. Gaseous discharge, who has been lurking around the dark forest without permission." Why do people always like to hurt me?
Moments later, a dark man appeared in the doorway looking like he just stepped on a pile of dog poop! They noticed that he was shivering. "What is the problem over there?" Dorris then went over and kissed him on his manly left foot.
"Why, thanks Professor Plum. I never understood why you always wait for my fluffy black dog. What is reason for your plumness?"
Dorris replied,"What a great way to introduce a brilliant young man who is ever so musically gifted, such as a didgeridoo, which is awesome!"
So,what can this man bring to a party? Time! There is always the option of never letting go of the door handle.
Professor Plum entered loudly, Dorris jumped from under the bed and shouted, "How dare you stomp into my very special bedroom! I thought you were a decent man! She slapped him hard on his face and fell backwards onto a chair. The man yelled, "Oww! What on earth did you do that for? I didn't do anything wrong! Oh, didn't you see the huge chicken Peep before we went inside? It was disgusting!" He looked up at Dorris who made a evil face and crossed her eyes at Spiderman. He, The Joker said "hi, why is Spiderman over there dressed as crazy as Mr. Davy Jones' henchman Harvey?
'Because he wants to contain his utterly annoying rabbit persona
~SS~