Sedoo
Retired Angel
Hamlet; Eat your heart out!
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Post by Sedoo on Jul 21, 2004 1:23:05 GMT -5
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Post by Dangerbabe on Jul 22, 2004 23:47:51 GMT -5
It happens...just wait. The inspiration will come and then we'll all be posting.
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Post by CIA Agente Arenas on Jul 22, 2004 23:50:54 GMT -5
Heh, I should come with a warning label: may cause temporary insanity and writer's block.
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DCS03 (Iggy)
Retired Angel
how do you deal? you just deal...
Posts: 3,426
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Aug 14, 2004 0:11:30 GMT -5
hey hey hey what happened?
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DCS03 (Iggy)
Retired Angel
how do you deal? you just deal...
Posts: 3,426
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Aug 17, 2004 2:44:17 GMT -5
((ok sorry to double post, but Im bored and something needs to happen, poor Sedoo..))
Iggy sighed "well... weve got to think happy thoughts, but, do we all have to think them together? I mean the same ones? hows this gonna work?"
Arenas looked at Iggy "We just need to think happy thoughts, if we think around the same thing, we could get everyone here, before anything really... really ... REALLY serious happens" all angels and trainees stayed quiet and shared worried glances as they looked towards the double doors in which their Johnnys had dissapeared.
The words "You'd better save us" rang in Iggys head over and over again, *Poor Fred...* she sighed. She looked around and knew that everyone was thinking the same things. "lets just do this, If we dont hurry up, theres no knowing what might happen!" Iggy snapped.
FF looked at Iggy "okay, lets do this, everyone close your eyes..."
They all did so
"and Imagine yourself in a deep field, of wild flowers..."
They all opened an eye and looked at the grinning FF, no one looking to pleased.
"okay okay" FF grumbled, sorry to wanna lighten the mood, okay, every one close your eyes.. on the count of three.. just think... think hard.. imagine that the rest are here with us... well.. outside the cage.. that way they can get us out and then we can go save th--"
BMTH cleared her throat and FF nodded "okay... one... two... three"
It went dead quiet in the cage for what seemed like seconds.. mainly because thats what it took. When all of a sudden several crashes and 'humphs' were heard. Everyone in the cage opened their eyes and looked up looking dazed, until their eyes focused on the Angels and their JOhnnys that had crash landed right outside the cage. FF let out a cheer and Arenas quickly jumped on her back covering her mouth "shh" she whispered FF nodded and all angels (and trainees) ran to the front of the cage, staring down at the bewildered angels.
"WEll.. get us out" Iggy said as she shook the cage door.
CC looked up at the caged Angels "how did yo--" she stopped seeing the look on all their faces and she nodded "Jack.. and George.. Im sure you two would know how to work that lock.. get to it"
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OOC::dont think it made much sense but... we gotta save Sedoo and Juan
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Post by The Capricious Capodecina on Aug 17, 2004 21:26:05 GMT -5
OOC: It made perfect sense! Maybe an add on to the story will clear some writers block!!! lol but not for me
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DCS03 (Iggy)
Retired Angel
how do you deal? you just deal...
Posts: 3,426
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Aug 17, 2004 23:56:38 GMT -5
awww lol
**sits an waits**
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Post by Dangerbabe on Sept 9, 2004 0:27:17 GMT -5
Confusion reigned for a moment as the seven new arrivals and their five Johnnys tried to get their bearings.
"Where'd she go! Where'd she go?!" yelled DB, crawling confusedly on the floor.
"Quiet, luv" said Jack, "I'm trying to work this lock."
"I had Eva! I had her in my grasp!" DB paused, sensing the cold air and the hard floor. "Where the hell are we?"
"In Lefty's evil lair, Capitan," Arenas said from inside the cell.
DB stood up and brushed herself off. "Are we all here? Psnoo? HF? Rollie?"
"Yep!" came a chorus of voices.
"And," said Psnoo with a triumphant air, "we got it!!!"
Sedoo held her breath. "Do you have what I think you have?"
Rollie grinned. "It was a vicous battle...EAs and eunuchs everywhere..."
HF nodded, "Dona Ana is one heck of a judo expert!"
"But," Sedoo said, holding up a jar full of a sparlking blue substance, "WE GOT THE MOJO!!!"
Excited whoops filled the air.
"You guys got us away just in time!" added DB crossing her arms and leaning back against the wall with a grin. "Those eunuchs almost had us. Excellent work."
"Huzzah!" cried Jack as the cell door swung open.
"That's my pirate!" grinned CC. "Now let's get out of here and get Don Juan's mojo back to him!"
"No!" squeaked FF. "We can't go yet. Lefty has our Johnnys and he's going to take their mojo!"
"Duke?" gasped SS in shock.
"Abberline?" whispered HF in horror.
"SANDS?" hollered DB in righteous anger.
BMTH, Arenas, FF and Iggy nodded, their eyes hard as flint.
Arenas stepped over to DB, snatched one of her candyettes, put her mentor's hand on her shoulder and said, "Time to get freakin' messy."
The angels and their Johnnys stormed up the stairs, screaming out a war cry that put terror in the hearts of Lefty and his crew...
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Post by The Fearless Fiend on Sept 12, 2004 3:29:52 GMT -5
Pandemonium, n. [pan-, and Gr. daimon, a demon] 1. the abode of all demons. 2. hell 3. [p-] any place or scene of wild disorder, noise, or confusion. 4. [p-] wild disorder, noise or confusion.
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The scene between the 10 JA members, 7 Johnnys, one OFC-Don Todd, and various nameless henchmen led by the dastardly Lefty was...well, you know.
Weapons had been gathered up by all from what was available; water pistols, paint guns, shoes, fly swatters, slinkys, chocolate oranges, anything and everything was up for grabs in the all out melee.
"What in the carp is going on here?" Arenas yelled out suddenly, standing away from the scene with someting like utter bafflement on her face. "I can't even tell who is who anymore!"
"I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the amount of caffeine FF's injested in the last few hours before writing this. Then again, it could just be her," Psnoo called out, having heard Arenas' shout.
'Come on, FF! Snap out of it and let us fight straight! We need to get our Johnny's back! You know, our Johnnys? As in Duke? As in he's about to get his mojo sucked by some polyester suit and toupee wearing moron!" Iggy shouted to the melee in general. "And I'm out of shoes to throw!"
"Duke? Oh! Duke!! Lefty's got Duke!" FF called out with wide eyes.
"Ah finally she remembers! My trigger finger was getting tired. Not to mention, I can't see what I'm aiming at..." DB murmured with a slight frown. "Sorry if I hit anyone that I wasn't supposed to! Blame Intrepida and her chai frenzy!"
"Yeah...sorry about that everyone... Ok, I can do this..." FF pulled out her imaginary typewriter and took a seat on the ground in the midst of all the confusion. "'...suddenly an...earthquake! came from nowhere and knocked all the bad guys off of their feet but someone avoided the JA members. It was a special earthquake."' FF read aloud as she typed. She then had to take a moment as the ground surrounding her and the other JA members was shaken by a terrible earthquake that sent all of Lefty's men to the ground. "Hmm, there seems to be a bit of a delay," FF murmured as she oversaw the destruction she had wreaked.
"Well, that's not something you see every day," CC murmured as she moved with the other JA members to restrain the felled henchmen with rope that had likewise appeared out of thin air.
"Wait, where's Lefty?!" SS called out, scanning the area for the mojo salesman.
"And where're our Johnnys?!" Arenas yelled plaintively. "FF! You forgot to write that the earthquake knocked down Lefty too! And you say I'm bad with dealing with bad guys!"
"Whoopsie... minor difficulty. We will get our Johnny's back. Now...where would he have taken them?"
"Don't ask us, lass. Write it on your magic.." Jack searched for the correct word. "writetyper there."
FF snickered a bit at Jack's unintentional scrambling of the word, but nodded. "Thanks Jack! CC, give him a hug for me--er, nevermind," she murmured as CC was already doing it.
"That's my pirate," CC murmured fondly, running her hands along his beaded hair.
"'Lefty appeared in a cage in front of the JA members with our missing Johnnys.' No, wait. Whoops."
A few minutes later a cage appeared containing a preturbed Lefty and three very confused looking-although with Duke is was probably natural-Johnnys.
"FF!" the entire group shouted.
"I said whoops, didn't I? Come on, it's been awhile since I've written one of these!" she murmued under her breath.
"Well at least you got the Johnnys back," Rollie said with a shrug.
"Thank you, Rollie," FF said with a smile to the kind Angel and Sam. She then cracked her knuckles and set her jaw. "Ok, I can do this... 'As if by magic, the three Johnnys were standing outside of the cage with Lefty contained within.'"
The group waited for a minute, various members cursing the horrendous delay, when suddenly the Johnnys appeared outside of the cage leaving Lefty inside of it.
"I did it! Duke!" FF cried out happily and abandoned her writetyper to go hug her Johnny.
"What are we going to do with Lefty?" HF asked circling Lefty's cage with George in tow.
"Let him out?" Lefty volunteered hopefully.
"Not a chance," George said firmly.
"How about we take his mojo instead?" DB ventured.
"Oo! Great plan! Only one hitch...does anyone know how to steal mojo? And are we sure he even has any?" Psnoo looked over Lefty. "It seems doubtful."
"We don't need to know how! That's why we have FF and her writertype!" SS called out with a laugh.
Jack began to think that they were making fun of him for some reason, but CC just hugged him again reassuringly.
"Writertype? Was someone talking about me?" FF asked, looking up from Duke's patchwork coat. Iggy quickly explained the situation to the Angel. "Oh sure. I can do that. I'm not sure if he has any mojo to take like Psnoo said, but hey it's worth a try."
"Noooo!" Lefty cried out. "I'll do anything! I'll never steal any mojo ever again! I promise!"
"Tell that to Don Juan and Sedoo. We had to watch him watch football because of you!" Arenas said a bit ruthlessly, SJ giving her a wide smile afterwards. "I say get him, FF."
The opinions over the matter were mixed, some JA members wanting to make Lefty suffer, and others wanting to just let him go, but in the end majority ruled and Lefty's mojo was voted off the island. Or..er...taken from him. (sorry, too much Johnny Survivor) Leaving a meek little bookworm of a man in his place.
"Please don't hurt me. I'll be good, I promise!" Dextor "Lefty" Leftonsiny (Don't even ask where that came from) cried out in a small voice.
The JA members and the gathered Johnny's weren't that ruthless so they had FF let him go. Besides, he was much nicer this way if not terribly attractive.
"Well, that went well. What could possibly go wrong now?" FF asked cheerfully before getting thwapped on the back of the head by more than a few irate people. "What? What did I do? Somebody had to say it!"
END, Epilogue to follow...
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-The Fiend etc...
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Post by The Fearless Fiend on Sept 12, 2004 4:04:30 GMT -5
Epilogue
Don Juan! We've got your mojo back! Sedoo, we've got Don Juan's mojo back!" DB called out, moving into the room to search out her grandkick and her Johnny. "You're going to have to speak up, Sedoo. I can't exactly see you, you know!" DB murmued.
"Sedoo? Former sidekick mine? Hello?" FF called out with a frown as she moved into the seemingly abandoned house. "Where is everyone?"
"Maybe the manta rays got them?" Duke offered with a shrug. "They're crafty, you know. Not as bad as the bats, but crafty."
After a few more minutes of searching, they found that Sedoo at least had not been taken by manta rays, but was sitting on the couch looking blankly at a television that had been turned off.
"Sedoo?" Psnoo asked, waving a hand in front of the Angel's eyes. "Where's Don Juan? We got his mojo back!"
"He...went out. He said he wanted to go out to a sports bar for a couple of drinks with 'the guys.'"
"He really said that? With the guys? Oh, this is bad," Arenas said with a solemn shake of her head.
DB thwapped FF on the back of the head pretty accurately for a blind woman. "See? You can never say that! Bad things always happen in stories when you say that!"
"Say what? 'What could possibly go wro--" FF was cut off by a hand over her mouth.
"Let's go get Don Juan. Duke, you can let go of FF now," CC directed, and the group made their way back out into the world once more.
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It had taken a little effort, but with their superior numbers, they had gotten Don Juan out of the sports bar without any bloodshed.
"This had better be important! You're making me miss my NASCAR race!" Don Juan shouted irritably.
"Ok, this must end. I don't have anything against NASCAR, but that's just wrong. Like bats stole your ice cream cone wrong," FF murmured with a sad shake of her head. "Give him his mojo before anything else happens!"
The mojo was handed to Sedoo carefully to do the honors. She nodded solemnly and uncapped it and immediately flung it onto Don Juan. Instead of being covered in blue glittery goo however, it seemed to be absorbed into his skin and a miraculous change occured. The hat, the cape, the mustashe, the vest, the sultry look he was giving Sedoo...He was Don Juan again!
"What's happening? Did it work?" DB asked in a worried tone.
"I am Don Juan!" Don Juan anounced firmly to the world in his Castiallian accent which they had all missed so much.
The JA members cheered. Don Juan was back.
END
Post Epilogue Epilogue
Sedoo couldn't take it any longer. While the roses were nice the first dozen times, she was quickly running out of space to set vases in her house and the place smelled like a flowershop. "I forgive you, alright! You can stop sending me flowers already!"
Don Juan just grinned.
END END. No really!
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No Johnnys nor JA members were harmed in the making of this Angel Adventure. All names were made up by the crazy, sometimes caffeine induced authors. Except for the Johnnys of course. But we all know them anyway. So yeah. Why are you still reading this? Can't you tell I'm just rambling on aimlessly? Well, I am. I think I'm going to go now. Hmm, need more caffeine....
I hope you all liimed it!! ;D ;D Twas fun to write!!!
-The Fiend etc.
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Sept 12, 2004 4:13:30 GMT -5
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Post by CIA Agente Arenas on Sept 12, 2004 8:09:10 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D Considering that's as far overboard with smilies I've gone before, that's an excellent indication of what I think of the ending. Mojo getting voted off the island (positively bad images), the writetyper, meek little bookworm... oh it's all most definitely good.
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Post by The High Flyer on Sept 12, 2004 11:44:31 GMT -5
Poor Sedoo and Don Juan had to wait awhile tog et his mojo back, but its back!! Yayy for writetypers!!
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Post by Dangerbabe on Sept 12, 2004 14:02:35 GMT -5
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Post by The Fearless Fiend on Sept 12, 2004 15:17:28 GMT -5
Aww, thanks you guys! I had a blast writing it! I remembered just how much fun it was to write these things and am sorry I missed writing it earlier! Heh...writertypes. Don't ask me where that came from either. I blame too much caffeine. Yeah.... Or something. ;D -The Fiend & Piggy & Fishy
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