The Second Annual JA Awards

[Gabriel]

"Johnny's next costar is the hippest square you'll ever see! Give it up for Miss Allison!" Gabe claps cheerfully.

Allison skips across the stage with her hands clasped behind her back. Her pony tail bounces with each skip until it ceases movement upon reaching the microphone at center stage. She smiles shyly, and waves to everyone.

"Hi everyone! For those of you who don't know, I'm Allison, Cry-Baby's girlfriend. I'm not a square!" She blushes slightly at her outburst. "Grandmother just wanted me to look nice for the Awards show. I'm really not much of an artist myself-I prefer singing-but I've been chosen to present the award for Best Graphic."

And the nominees are...
1. A lifelong love affair by The Secret Pseudonym
2. Don't look at me like that by The Secret Pseudonymn

She takes the envelope from the podium and opens it in silence. A broad grin spreads across her face as she leans towards the microphone.

"The Best Graphic award for the 2005 JA Awards goes to..." Allison gestures behind her where a screen drops down and the graphic is displayed. "Secret Pseudonym's 'Don't Look at Me Like That!'"





She steps back from the podium clapping as the winner comes up. Before leaving the stage, she puckers up and gives the audience a big kiss goodbye.

[The Fearless Fiend]

Whoo-hoo! Go Psnoo! I knew you would win!



-Fiend

[Secret Pseudonym]

Psnoo sits in her seat, certain someone just pranked the JA Awards (it's what she would do after all), but Mort pulls her out of her seat, and Fiend shoves her down the aisle, and HF seems to be throwing confetti into the air (confetti that George seems to be vacuuming up with a Dustbuster...)

"Ok, I get the picture."

She makes her way to the stage and takes the shiny award - hers now, no smeeping way she's giving it up - and she turns to the podium.

"Are you all sure there doesn't need to be a recount? Or did only two people vote?" There's laughter, but Psnoo is half serious. "Really, umm, if not for JA, I never would have had a reason to learn how to use Photoshop, and without all the other great graphic artists around here who do things that catch my eye, I'd never try new things. So...I guess that's all I have to say, and if I attempt more, Gabe's probably going to come out with a huge hook like on the cartoons and yank me off the stage - yup, there he is. Thanks again, all!"

Psnoo runs off the stage, evading the hook before disappearing into the wings from which she makes her way back to her seat.


Psst! Can I point out that I'm just Secret Pseudonym, not El Secret Pseudonym?

[Sugarbutt]

Yay Psnoo!!!


Congratulations! That is one spoggy graphic!

[The High Flyer]

Congrats Psnoo!!! You deserved it, nice work ;D *throws up the last of the confetti as George scrambles around on the floor*

[The Poetic Protégée]

Well done Psnoo! Don't look at him like what? Like this ? I'm sorry, I can't possibly stop

Here's to many, many more graphics from you El Psnoo!

[The Curse of Quixote]

to Lynx, to Roo, to Psnoo!

[The Undercover Wonder]

Go Psnoo!

[The Symbolic Sacrifice]

Way to go Psnoo, great graphic that one

[Gabriel]

Gabe returns to the stage with a nod and a wink. "Don't worry, El Psnoo, we'll be sure to keep that in mind for the next award. Now, everyone loves a pure heart with a pure imagination. Please welcome Mr. Wonka's own apprentice, Charlie Bucket!" He bows away as Charlie appears.

Charlie timidly moves across the stage. His confidence builds though, as he nears the microphone.

"Hello, I'm Charlie Bucket," he says in his quiet, shy voice. "I'm here to present the Angelic award. I believe there's good in everybody, it's just sometimes more visible in others. Today we are going to be honoring the angel that exhibited the kindest behavior this past year. The nominees for Most Angelic Angel are..."

1. The Symbolic Sacrifice
2. The Rolling Rooster
3. Dances With Rolls

There's a drum roll as he opens the envelope.

"Congratulations The Rolling Rooster, JA's Angelic Angel, for 2005!"



Charlie tips his hat-much like that of Mr. Wonka's-and makes for the exit.

[The Symbolic Sacrifice]

Wow Roo, rake 'em in Blossom, you deserve them ;D

[Dangerbabe]

Hooray for Psnoo! Hooray for Roo!

[The Undercover Wonder]

"ROO ROCKS, & DONT YOU FORGET IT!!!" Wonder screamed at the top of her lungs.
At that point, nearly everyone in the audience went silent, and some stared at Wonder and then at Roo, as Roo took her beautiful award with her extreme angelic angelness...

[The Fearless Fiend]

Whoo-hoo! Go Roo! And I am having way too much fun with the rhyming winners...

-Fiend

[Sugarbutt]

Congratulations Roo! You most certainly deserve that award! You're just gonna stock pile 'em aren't ya? Not a problem with that though!