numb15
Newbie Swooner
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Post by numb15 on Mar 4, 2004 17:14:44 GMT -5
i know this is but i love that RHPS thing in the bottom of ur screen...i rented that movie and i'm gonna watch it for the 100th time tonite -what now jack sparrow... we to be two imortals caught in an epic battle untill judgement day and the trumpets sound? -or u could give up lol
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Post by Dances With Rolls on Mar 6, 2004 17:51:47 GMT -5
Oh Oh Oh Jack doesn't accually say this, but you know at the hanging, that guy says something like "Impersonating a cleric of The Church of England" and Jack's just like "Oh yes," and giggles? That is so friggen funny... ;D
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Post by Bring Me That Horizon on Mar 7, 2004 0:06:54 GMT -5
My fave quotes are:
Jack: My intentions are-To commendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out. ------------------------------------------------------------ Pintel:smeep to the depths whatever mutten-head thought o' the word "Parlez".
Jack: That would be the French. Inventors of Mayonaise, you know.
Pintel: I like Mayonaise.
Jack:Shame about the French. Obsessed with raisons. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it. Great singing voices, the French. Whoot! Eunechs, all of 'em.
Pirate: That's not right.
Pintel: I dated a eunech once.
Jack: I'll get my coat.
----------------------------------------- Jack: Now, bring me that horizon. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh dum...and really bad eggs...drink up me hearties, yo ho!
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Post by PiratePrincess on Mar 7, 2004 0:25:33 GMT -5
Oh Oh Oh Jack doesn't accually say this, but you know at the hanging, that guy says something like "Impersonating a cleric of The Church of England" and Jack's just like "Oh yes," and giggles? That is so friggen funny... ;D -Agreed! I love that part ;P I also love these too: "Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers." "May I ask you something? Have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Do us a favor, I know it’s difficult for you but please stay here… and try not to do anything stupid." "Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can alway trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid." "Sticks and Stones, Love. I saved your life, you saved mine, we're square." "Two peas in a pod darling.." "The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, the man who was sleeping drinks while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking." "Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow.." "I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all developed a very special bond, eh? Spiritually, ecumanically, grammatically, I want you to know I was rooting for you, know that." ...among others of course, but I love those
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Post by Dances With Rolls on Mar 7, 2004 16:45:32 GMT -5
Haha.. "No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though – eunuch." Ha I love that...
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DCS03 (Iggy)
Retired Angel
how do you deal? you just deal...
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Mar 12, 2004 23:21:16 GMT -5
Haha.. "No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though – eunuch." Ha I love that... I love that too! but cmon, almost every word that came out of Jacks mouth was completely halarious, his accent and everything brought major funniness to evertying
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Mar 13, 2004 1:47:40 GMT -5
"Are you advising me that was a mistake? When you've only got one shot, it's best to wait for the opportune moment. That wasn't it. Nor is this."
I like that one, because it shows that Jack does have a serious side. And now that I'm posting this, I'm thinking I've already said it, but I can't remember.
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DCS03 (Iggy)
Retired Angel
how do you deal? you just deal...
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Post by DCS03 (Iggy) on Apr 27, 2004 22:52:26 GMT -5
I agree with Psnoo on this one
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Post by jellybaby on Apr 28, 2004 7:14:20 GMT -5
i love the phrase but you seem to forget one thing ........ i'm captin jack sparrow
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Piratesmeeper
Angel Apprentice
"...a little seasoning, eh?"
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Post by Piratesmeeper on May 28, 2004 9:51:42 GMT -5
I didn't read this entire thing cause it takes to long to highlight everything so I can see it so sorry if someone already put this but in the special features with deleted scenes when he says raisens are humiliated grapes...thats like from Benny and Joon! I know you all know that but I felt special when that connection was made.
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Post by Dances With Rolls on May 28, 2004 14:59:43 GMT -5
Oh yea!! Heh, I think that's actually a thread in the Benny and Joon room. ;D
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Post by The Capricious Capodecina on May 28, 2004 16:02:32 GMT -5
haha i love all of these but 2 of my favs
Jack- ha, well fortunately i know how to counter it..the man who did the waking owes the man who did the sleeping a drink. while the man who did the sleepin drinks it while listening to a propasition by the man who did the waking..
and from the commentary
jack- did it hurt? will- did what hurt? Jack- you know..snip snip
ahh to many lines!
ohhhhh and a slightly serious one...
Elizabeth- will, how many times must i tell you to call me elizabeth Will- at least once more miss swan
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Post by Dances With Rolls on May 28, 2004 16:08:17 GMT -5
jack- did it hurt? will- did what hurt? Jack- you know..snip snip HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Post by Ainsley Aramcost on Jul 21, 2004 18:46:17 GMT -5
sum of my faves are: (and im sry if sumone already said them, cuz i didn't look at the 2nd page ) Gibbs: and on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed, 'em together and made a raft. Will: he roped a couple of sea turtles. Gibbs: Aye sea turtles Will: what did he use for rope? Jack: * walks up beside them they look at him * Human hair * pauses * From my back ××× Jack: the only rules that really matter are thses: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, u can accept that yer father was a pirate and a gewd man or u can't. But pirate is in yer blood biy, so u'll have to square with that sum day. And me, for example, I can let u drown, but i can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by my onesies, savvy? So, can u sail under the command of a pirate, or can u not? Will: Tortuga? Jack: Tortuga * smiles * ××× Will: You cheated Jack: Pirate ××× Elizabeth: That's it then? that's the secret, grand adventure of th infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent 3 days lying on a beach drinking rum. Jack: Welcome to the carribean love! ××× Jack: Elizabeth... it wud never have worked out between us darling. Im sry... Will...nice hat. Gentlemen, m'lady.. This is the day that u will ALWAYS remember as the day that you.. * backs up and falls over ledge landing in the water * ××× Jack: who makes all these? Will: I do and i practice with them 3 hours a day. Jack: u need to find yerself a girl, mate. Or pehaps the only reason u practice 3 hours a day is that u already found one and are otherwise uncapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will: I pratice 3 hours a day, so when i meet a pirate i can kill it!! Okay.. i'll stop here.. i dun wanna say them all.. sry if there soo long well.. ya... i'll post more later maybe
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Post by Dances With Rolls on Jul 21, 2004 21:40:16 GMT -5
Pintel:d**n to the depths whatever mutten-head thought o' the word "Parlez". Jack: That would be the French. Inventors of Mayonaise, you know. Pintel: I like Mayonaise. Jack:Shame about the French. Obsessed with raisons. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it. Great singing voices, the French. Whoot! Eunechs, all of 'em. Pirate: That's not right. Pintel: I dated a eunech once. Jack: I'll get my coat. Still swooning over Benny and Joon refs! ;D You gonna love 'em. Aye? "Captain Sparrow... the Black Pearl is yours." ;D
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