Nobody cares?
Well, I saw 2, and then I went to the theater to go see the 3rd one. Wow, those were good! I am anxiously awaiting the fourth one now!
You want my run down? Eh, you probably don't... but oh well.
Harry: The Dursley's Cinderella, until his fairy, er... wizard godmother, er... father shows up, lol. Then all sorts of wonderful magical things happen to him... until the clock strikes Summer Vacation, and he has to go back. Luckily, the process is repetetive.
Ron: Red-headed stepchild. No wait, they're all red-headed... Aha, runt of the family! No wait, Ginny is the youngest... Hmm, must just be the sypathethic best friend, yeah that's it. How did that weanie not get into Hufflepuff?
Gets the best line in all three movies so far... "Why couldn't it be Follow the Butterflies?"
And he's gonna get the girl! smeep, guess he's cool afer all.
Hermione: She's cool. And wicked smart. And she likes Ron. Wait, what?? Complete contradication there, eh?
Girl, don't you know Harry is the protagonist? He's the one who's going to be the big hero!! Open up your eyes, girl! And that's how the brainiac doesn't get into Ravenclaw.
The three of them: Naturally, since they all got into Gryffindor, together they can figure out everything that the grown-ups can't.
The three of them fit together like a perfect puzzle that in turn can solve anything that's thrown at them. Pffffffffttttt! Eh, ok, so it's a story.
Draco: Spoiled brat. With a big mouth. And no tolerance for anything, except his dumb lackeys. Pure villian, no redemming qualities, will grow up to be just like his father. We have no choice but to hate him.
Crabbe and Goyle: Dumb lackeys. All they do is listen to Draco and stuff their faces. How did they get into Slytherin?
Neville Longbottom: He's the guy, when you need an extra character.
Just the three good guys gets boring after a while, so you need another person, with a name, that you can use once in a while, lol. He's a fun character though. Seems to me he and Ron should be good friends, haha.
Oliver Wood: Why was he gone in the third movie? Did he graduate? I didn't want him to go just yet... he needed a few more lines.
He said them ever-so nicely.
Hehe.
George and Fred: HA! These guys have got to be fun. Would love to see more of their mischief! Lol, poor Mama Weasley.
So, why don't they help out Ron and Harry more often?
Ginny: Oh, man. I can see her future so clearly! She and Harry now have a shared experience in dealing with the baddie. And she already had a thing for him.
I see... she will develop a huge crush, no, devotion for Harry... but since she is younger, he will ignore her... ah, but this will make her mad at him, and she'll start being nasty to him... he will, of course, reciprocate... and eventually they will realize that they love each other, blah blah blah. It's so easy!!
Percy: Where is he? I keep hearing his name, but I still don't know who he is!
Mrs. Weasley: The little old lady who lived in a magical shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do! And four of them boys. No wait, isn't there another one? *shudder* Poor mama.
Yeah, and she'd probably fight Ginny for a chance with Harry, lol.
Mr. Weasley: The muggle enthusiast?
Too funny. He's got to have a fun job. He's got the friends up in high places though, right? Goverment official and all... I see more problems between him and the elder Malfoy.
Mr. and Mrs. Granger: Are they in these movies? Cuz, I didn't see them.
Aunt Petunia: Wicked Stepmother... no, more of the ugly stepsister, I'd say. Dotes over Dudley and happily orders Harry around. Apparently, didn't like her sister all that much.
Dudley: The other ugly stepsister. Spoiled brat, and mean to Harry. Blah blah blah... but he got a piggy tail, teehee!
Uncle Vernon: He's the Wicked Stepmother! Which seems odd because Harry is his wife's nephew. Seems he really hated her sister! Eh, he's just got to make life hell for Harry, so that Harry would think it better to be around Voldemort than Uncle Vernon.
Aunt whats-her-name: Not Harry's aunt, right? She's Vernon's sister, I take it. What reason does she have to be so mean? She's meaner than anyone else! I suppose it's no wonder that Harry doesn't get in trouble for using magic and blowing her up. *snarf*
Lily Potter: Must have sucked to be in her family! What a meanie sister she had!
So, she had muggle parents though, right? Just like Hermione? Hmm... guess that makes Harry a target for the Malfoys too.
James Potter: Don't know much about him yet. Just that he was a trouble maker, and a Quidditch seeker... and Harry look like him. Oh, but he was friends with Lupin, and Black, and that rat guy... uh, Peter Pedigrew. Hmm....
Lupin: We're SO not done with this guy yet. He knows a lot about Harry's past, and no way is Lupin's leaving Hogwarts going to go over well with him. Course that whole werewolf thing is not helping...
Black: See, we're supposed to think he's a bad guy... but I already knew that he wasn't, so that kinda ruined some of that movie for me, but ah well. Same with him as Lupin... he knew Harry's parents and therefore he can't be gone yet either.
Pedigrew: He sucked. And all that time, he was Ron's rat!
Too funny about the map... I kept thinking that he was just a little finger hopping around, lol. So, he was supposed to be the proof that Sirius needed for his innocence... and he got away. And that's why Sirius had to leave... ah. Now Harry has to be smeeped at him. I'll bet we meet him again, too.
Dementors: Dude!! The ringwraiths are back!! AAAHHHHH!!!
Voldemort: The bad guy. He sucks. But apparently, he's just a wizard. Just like anyone else... not some super, all-powerful, all-knowing being. Well, ok, so he wouldn't be much of a bad guy if he weren't all that stuff. But, how did he get that way? Because Harry is obviously going to be the end of him, somehow. That's all I can tell though... *shrug*
Tom Riddle: Wth? Tom is a 16-year-old Voldemort who lives in a diary with no words. Uh huh... I suppose we should thank him for using Ginny to do his dirty work, though. See my previous theory on Ginny.
Lucius Malfoy: He has 'bad guy' written ALL OVER him! He is obviously Voldemort's henchman... but why has no one done anything about it?? Gah, he's not over with either. Oh no...
Dobby: He's annoying. But since Malfoy is mean to him... we better like him.
Dumbledore: Haha, he suddenly was a whole lot less old in the third movie.
Lol, Dumbledore is the Gandalf of the story. He's the best equipped person to fight the bad guy, but instead he's just going to help the little guy do it.
He has a cool pet phoenix though.
McGonagal: (sp?) Maggie Smith is cool, so naturally, so is she.
Although, she can't seem to figure stuff out before the kids do. But we can't hold that against her.
Hooch: She's scary. Glad we didn't see her again. Creepy...
Sprout: She just looks like a herboloigst, lol. Gotta love the little mandrakes, too. Awww.... ouch!
Quirrel: He sucked. Still don't really understand how Harry could whoop him, but I don't miss him.
Never trust a guy with a turban and a stutter.
Lockhart: Gah! He sucked more! Gotta love Kenneth Branagh, though.
I mean, heh.
So what is it with the Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers and their dirty little secrets, eh?
Snape: Dude!! Who's side is he on?? He always seems to be helping the baddies, but in the end, he never is. I guess he's a good guy, but he certainly doesn't like Harry much.
The only character in the story who isn't obviously good or obviously bad... very interesting. I think I'm going to have to like him more.
Hagrid: That guy is just cool. But yet... he's like the ultimate 'It's ok, go break the rules, you won't get in trouble' guy. I swear, if Hagrid weren't around, Harry wouldn't get into half the trouble... course he wouldn't likely solve anything either, but...
He seriously needs a woman though... he's like the old lady with 100 cats, lol.
Norbert: Cute dragon, lol. But really... what was the point of that whole thing, really? Hagrid gets this dragon egg... for what? I must have missed something.
Buckbeak: Whoa, that is one crazy creature! Can't really top that scene where he and Harry go flying off into the rising music, lol. Can't believe you would do such a thing, Hagrid.
And very sad when we think that he's been executed.
Fang: What a un-fear-inspiring animal that is!
Does he even bark at anything?
Aragog: Big spider. Not as scary as Shelob though.
But hey, he can talk! That's fun!
Seriously though, that spider that grabbed Ron was WAY scarier than Aragog.
Firenze: A centaur? Did he look like a monkey to anyone else?
Anyway, go him for saving Harry from the nasty thing in the woods. That was so icky.
Phew! Anyone else? That's all I can think of at the moment. *pants* That's a lot of stuff for three movies!
And there's more coming, I'm sure. But I'm ready!
;D
I've read all the HP books because I was forced to *shoots evil glare at my mom* and the third book was my favorite. I didn't like the movie at all. Well, the part where Sirius and Lupin fight as werewovles was pretty cool, but overall I would give it a D or a C *wishes Sirius was hotter 
and I'm not fans of Thewlis or Oldman. I kind of hoped that they'd be at least a little more pleasing to look at (like that mustache thing Lupin has). I don't think I was looking for perfection (or at least, I hope I wasn't) but it did kind of fall short on a few parts like the Marauders, who caught the snitch in the Quidditch match, (didn't Cedric get electrocuted 
) and where exactly the Hogwarts uniform got off to. I'm just not sure it was up to par with the first two. Not to mention the entirely different style of direction to have to get used to. Kind of a downer since it was my favorite story, too. So, terribly sorry, not my favorite movie. 
