obs~
Newbie Swooner
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Post by obs~ on May 30, 2004 22:31:04 GMT -5
the exact quote from OUATIM about killing the cook? I love that line, but can't find the whole thing online from beginning to end..of that restaurant scene.  fanks! |
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on May 31, 2004 0:20:46 GMT -5
Yeah, I'll try to get a hold of it tomorrow if someone doesn't beat me to it Obs.
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Post by The Innocent Outlaw on May 31, 2004 3:11:56 GMT -5
Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been, anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. To help me keep the balance by pulling the trigger.
This one?
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Post by The High Flyer on May 31, 2004 8:29:00 GMT -5
That may be what she wants, but I transcripted the whole restaurant scene so, lets see:
Sands: Did you order my pibil?
Cucuy: Yes
Sands: Does it have a name?
Cucuy: They call him "El" as in "The"
Sands: I know what it means. Thank you...Alert the Barillo Cartel that "El" has come out of hiding
Cucuy: I don't think we should--
Sands: Are you a mexiCAN, or a mexiCANT?
Cucuy: I'm a mexican
Sands: Good. Then do as I say. *walks over to El* Nice tune.
El: Something my brother taught me. I killed him.
Sands: Yes, I was privy to that information already. How charming. You know, El, if I may call you that, I've been doing a little snooping around, and it seems that the cartel have quite a price on your head. I wouldn't want to be you. Tell me, is there anyone who doesn't want you dead?
El: You tell me
Sands: I need you to kill a man. El, you really must try this because its puerco pibil. It's a slow roasted pork, nothing fancy, it just happens to be my favorite and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best its ever been anywhere. In fact, its too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen, and shoot the cook. Because thats what I do, I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. To help me keep the balance by pulling the trigger.
El: You want em to shoot the cook?
Sands: No, I'll shoot the cook, my car's parked out back anyway. You will kill Marquez. Do you remember General Marquez? He's being paid by Barillo Cartel to kill the president in an attempted coup d'etat.
El: Attempted?
Sands: Oh no, the president will be killed because he's that good piece of pork that needs to get balanced out. I say attempted because we don't want Marquez taking power. I need you to put the hurting, so to speak, on Marquez, after he's killed the president, savvy?
El: So why me?
Sands: You've got nothing to live for ain in a way, you're already dead, and Marquez is the man who killed you. So why not return the favor? Go to the church. Meet with an associate of mine named Salome at 3:00 and I will contact you afterwards if we have a deal.....Was I right?
El: *spits pibil out*
Sands: I guess not...
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on May 31, 2004 14:21:14 GMT -5
See? I knew one of these lovely ladies would beat me too it.  |
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obs~
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Post by obs~ on May 31, 2004 22:35:15 GMT -5
LOL..thanks peeps!! just what I wanted |
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Post by Dangerbabe on Jun 2, 2004 22:18:37 GMT -5
Oh, yeah. We're good. ;D
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Post by Little Miss Misfit on Jun 16, 2004 20:47:34 GMT -5
Ha, you guys got it in less than 12 hours  |
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Post by The High Flyer on Jun 16, 2004 21:21:25 GMT -5
LoL I just happen to be watching OUATIM at that moment *cough*  |
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Post by Little Miss Misfit on Jun 16, 2004 22:43:39 GMT -5
HF, is there a day when you don't watch a johnny movie?!
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Post by The High Flyer on Jun 17, 2004 11:44:04 GMT -5
You've got a point there LMM  |
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Post by The Capricious Capodecina on Jun 19, 2004 20:05:17 GMT -5
hehe don't be discouraged tho HF i catch myself watching johny movies everyday also! lol...and that line from the movie is priceless...i was like..."mom rewind that! did he just say he was gonna shoot the cook because the food was good?" lol
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Post by The Rolling Rooster on Jul 31, 2004 16:30:04 GMT -5
oh great. thanks so much for posting. wonderful quotes in that movie.. i'd post them all but that'd take all day... + some aren't pg13... and that is a forum rule  |
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Post by CIA Agente Arenas on Aug 2, 2004 14:07:22 GMT -5
Indeed. |
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Post by The Rolling Rooster on Aug 3, 2004 17:00:20 GMT -5
i'll abide by the rules... like a good girl! |
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