A Very Johnny Christmas [poem]

[Bring Me That Horizon]

A Very Johnny Christmas

A very Johnny Christmas,
Now, there's something to think about.
Not a JOLLY Christmas.
Christmas? Jolly? I highly doubt.

With all that rushing,
Hustling,
Bustling,
And stress.
Why, Chrsimas is now for the best o' the best.

Too many presents,
And not enough caring.
It's something to resent,
What heppened to Christ and sharing?

But, you see, a Johnny Christmas is a boon.
Treat everyone like Johnny would,
It's a way I'll teach you soon.
Just follow these directions like you should:

Wake up and greet family like Captain Jack;
Jolly, care-free, and smiling.
Of course, they'll be taken back,
And once you say "Nothing's wrong,"
They'll think you're lying.

Proceed this by taking on Sam;
Innocent, bright, and keen.
Help with all cooking demands;
More useful then you've ever been.

Then, try a bit of Wade Walker;
Entertaining the whole tribe.
Elvis' voice, and guitar's a shocker.
They'll all be on your side.

Lastly, act like Mr. Depp himself.
Sit, and spend time with those you love.
To be happy, you don't need fame, materials, or wealth.
All you need is love, like radiating from He in Heaven above.
Spread cheer during that time with your family,
And maybe you'll have had a very Johnny Christmas,
Maybe.

[The Poetic Protégée]

That was beautiful!
"Wake up and greet family like Captain Jack;
Jolly, care-free, and smiling." -- my favourite bit!
Thanks for sharing ;D

[Bring Me That Horizon]

Thanks, I like it when people compliment me. It makes me feel like my creative abilities aren't extremely horrible, like I know they actually are. LOL