Post by Little Miss Misfit on Dec 18, 2004 10:10:38 GMT -5
Let the voting begin!
Here is the deal, when you pm pick you two favorite songs, (order doesn't matter) Just your two favorites, just give me the name and the auther...
And here are the first 6 entries:
Johnny the amazing actor.
(sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nose reindeer)BY: LM&M
Johnny, the amzing actor,
Had a very sexy face,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it was.
All of the other actors,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Johnny,
win any of the awards.
Then one foggy Ocar night,
Someone came and said,
"Johnny with your awesome skills,
wouldn't you take this award tonight.
Then all his fans loved it, as they shouted out with glee,
Johnny, the amazing actor, you'll go down in History!
Hark The Johnny's angels sing
(sung to the tune of Hark the Harold Angels sing) BY: BATTY
Hark the Johnny's Angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing
Peace on earth & mercy mild
What we do for Johnny's smile
Joyful for his great surprise
Ever better before our eyes
He's the best weall proclaim
Johnny the winner of all our hearts
Hark the Johnny's angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing Such an actor & such a man
We all love him as much as we can
Joyful for his great films
Watch them over & over again
Johnny is the very best
So he leads all the rest
Hark the Johnny's angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing
Wish you happiness thru & thru
Cause you are always so true
2005 must be the year for you
Oscar day a triumph too
All our dreams will come true
When that statue is for you
Hark the Johnny's angles sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing
Deck 'the HALL' with pics of JA
(sung to the tune of Deck the Halls with Boughs of Wattle, which is the Australian version of Deck the Halls.) BY: SS
Deck the HALL with pics of JD
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be crazy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Dress up warmly for the flurries
Fa la la la la la la la la
Sing a song without your worries
Fa la la la la la la la la
Speeded by the year did pass us
Fa la la la la la la la la
JA grows and blooms without fuss
Fa la la la la la la la la
Celebrate Johnny altogether
Fa la la la la la la la la
Season hugs and wishes forever
Fa la la la la la la la la
Away in a farmland
(tune of Away in a manger) BY BATTY
Away in a farmyard
A mansion & bed
That's where our sweet Johnny
Lays down his sweet head
The glitter of stardom
Does not lure him away
Dear Johnny prefers his Barbie's by day
The loves of his life
Make him happy each day
And that's why we love him
In each n every way
Good luck dearest Johnny
In all that you do
We cherish the joy
That your work brings
Gonzo Got Abducted By the Lizards
(sung to the tune of Grandma got run over my a reindeer) BY: ARENAS
Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe
He’d been snorting too much ether
His hand was clamped right to his face
He said he had to leave the country
So he staggered out the of that smeep place
When we looked for him next morning
He was nowhere to be found
A hunting knife was in the drywall
Pinned a note, said “We’ll eat ‘im browned!”
Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe
Now I’m really proud of Lucy
She’s been taking it so well
At the Americana watching Steisand
Stalking her through this here gambling hell
It’s not Vegas without Gonzo
He was helping find the Dream
But now I’m all alone here
With all the drugs I take on strict regime
Strict regime!
Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe
Now the fat is in the fire
And the cops are the door
Gonzo would have talked them out of it
As for me, I’ve just passed right out on the floor
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
Bats aren’t the only fiends you’ll see!
But they just don’t listen to a doc
Who takes his own prescriptions like candy.
Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe!
(Repeat ad nauseum.)
Away in Mexico
(to the tune of Away in a Manger ) BY: LYNX
Away in Mexico, on a creaky hotel bed
A man with dark glasses lays down his aching head
There was nothing but darkness around where he lay
That mysterious member of the CIA
He pinches himself slowly to check he’s awake,
Yet another reminder of his costly mistake
Alone and abandoned, left high and dry
The cartel had fun as they took out his eyes
But Sands isn’t finished, he won’t go away
Until all of those smeeps are made to pay
Don’t ask if he has mercy for he doesn’t care
Stay away from the one with the empty stare
Here is the deal, when you pm pick you two favorite songs, (order doesn't matter) Just your two favorites, just give me the name and the auther...
And here are the first 6 entries:
Johnny the amazing actor.
(sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nose reindeer)BY: LM&M
Johnny, the amzing actor,
Had a very sexy face,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it was.
All of the other actors,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Johnny,
win any of the awards.
Then one foggy Ocar night,
Someone came and said,
"Johnny with your awesome skills,
wouldn't you take this award tonight.
Then all his fans loved it, as they shouted out with glee,
Johnny, the amazing actor, you'll go down in History!
Hark The Johnny's angels sing
(sung to the tune of Hark the Harold Angels sing) BY: BATTY
Hark the Johnny's Angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing
Peace on earth & mercy mild
What we do for Johnny's smile
Joyful for his great surprise
Ever better before our eyes
He's the best weall proclaim
Johnny the winner of all our hearts
Hark the Johnny's angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing Such an actor & such a man
We all love him as much as we can
Joyful for his great films
Watch them over & over again
Johnny is the very best
So he leads all the rest
Hark the Johnny's angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing
Wish you happiness thru & thru
Cause you are always so true
2005 must be the year for you
Oscar day a triumph too
All our dreams will come true
When that statue is for you
Hark the Johnny's angles sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing
Deck 'the HALL' with pics of JA
(sung to the tune of Deck the Halls with Boughs of Wattle, which is the Australian version of Deck the Halls.) BY: SS
Deck the HALL with pics of JD
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be crazy
Fa la la la la la la la la
Dress up warmly for the flurries
Fa la la la la la la la la
Sing a song without your worries
Fa la la la la la la la la
Speeded by the year did pass us
Fa la la la la la la la la
JA grows and blooms without fuss
Fa la la la la la la la la
Celebrate Johnny altogether
Fa la la la la la la la la
Season hugs and wishes forever
Fa la la la la la la la la
Away in a farmland
(tune of Away in a manger) BY BATTY
Away in a farmyard
A mansion & bed
That's where our sweet Johnny
Lays down his sweet head
The glitter of stardom
Does not lure him away
Dear Johnny prefers his Barbie's by day
The loves of his life
Make him happy each day
And that's why we love him
In each n every way
Good luck dearest Johnny
In all that you do
We cherish the joy
That your work brings
Gonzo Got Abducted By the Lizards
(sung to the tune of Grandma got run over my a reindeer) BY: ARENAS
Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe
He’d been snorting too much ether
His hand was clamped right to his face
He said he had to leave the country
So he staggered out the of that smeep place
When we looked for him next morning
He was nowhere to be found
A hunting knife was in the drywall
Pinned a note, said “We’ll eat ‘im browned!”
Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe
Now I’m really proud of Lucy
She’s been taking it so well
At the Americana watching Steisand
Stalking her through this here gambling hell
It’s not Vegas without Gonzo
He was helping find the Dream
But now I’m all alone here
With all the drugs I take on strict regime
Strict regime!
Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe
Now the fat is in the fire
And the cops are the door
Gonzo would have talked them out of it
As for me, I’ve just passed right out on the floor
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
Bats aren’t the only fiends you’ll see!
But they just don’t listen to a doc
Who takes his own prescriptions like candy.
Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe!
(Repeat ad nauseum.)
Away in Mexico
(to the tune of Away in a Manger ) BY: LYNX
Away in Mexico, on a creaky hotel bed
A man with dark glasses lays down his aching head
There was nothing but darkness around where he lay
That mysterious member of the CIA
He pinches himself slowly to check he’s awake,
Yet another reminder of his costly mistake
Alone and abandoned, left high and dry
The cartel had fun as they took out his eyes
But Sands isn’t finished, he won’t go away
Until all of those smeeps are made to pay
Don’t ask if he has mercy for he doesn’t care
Stay away from the one with the empty stare