Christmas Johnny Carol Contest

[Little Miss Misfit]

New Contest!
Okay, here is the deal....
Rules:
1. Must be Johnny related, or related to a movie he is in.
2. Must be sung to the tune of a Christmas Carol (or a different holiday you celebrate)
3. Can only enter up to two songs
4. Try and have a name.

The contest starts today, right now, and you must enter by Friday, at midnight. (acurding to the JA clock) Then voting will be till Wensday, then the top tree winners will be posted up Thursday..
I don't know about prizes yet (can so one help me design something, pm me if you can)

For an example and my entry:

Johnny the amazing actor.
(sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nose reindeer)
Johnny, the amzing actor,
Had a very sexy face,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it was.
All of the other actors,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Johnny,
win any of the awards.
Then one foggy Ocar night,
Someone came and said,
"Johnny with your awesome skills,
wouldn't you take this award tonight.
Then all his fans loved it, as they shouted out with glee,
Johnny, the amazing actor, you'll go down in History!

[The Innocent Outlaw]

Woah well done! Ill try and post one shortly for you!

[The Rolling Rooster]

Aww LM&M that is very sweet.
Sure hope it comes true this year on Oscar night!!
;D

[The Poetic Protégée]

Great one to start off LM&M!!! I'll have to start thinking

[Little Miss Misfit]

I want to have at least 10 different entries, well, at least 5, so come on! Remember, you can have two.

[The Whimsical Writer]

Oh well here we go to the tune of Hark The herald angels sing (well sort of)
Hark the Johnny's Angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing
Peace on earth & mercy mild
What we do for Johnny's smile
Joyful for his great surprise
Ever better before our eyes
He's the best weall proclaim
Johnny the winner of all our hearts

Hark the Johnny's angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing Such an actor & such a man
We all love him as much as we can
Joyful for his great films
Watch them over & over again
Johnny is the very best
So he leads all the rest

Hark the Johnny's angels sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing
Wish you happiness thru & thru
Cause you are always so true
2005 must be the year for you
Oscar day a triumph too
All our dreams will come true
When that statue is for you

Hark the Johnny's angles sing
Glory be to Johnny they sing

[Little Miss Misfit]

Very nice Batty!

[The Capricious Capodecina]

wow!!! That was a really good one Batty!!!

[The Innocent Outlaw]

Well done Batty

[Dances With Rolls]

Great job ladies!! ;D


I'll submit one soon....feeling a bit uncreative now.

[Little Miss Misfit]

Come on people! Write those songs, we need quiet a few more if we are going to carry on with this.

The said:

Aww LM&M that is very sweet.
Sure hope it comes true this year on Oscar night!!
;D

That is what I was hoping for!

[The Symbolic Sacrifice]

I'll repost it here, if its not suitable LM&M just let me know and I'll take it down. Its sung to the tune of Deck the Halls with Boughs of Wattle, which is the Australian version of Deck the Halls.

As for a name ?? Deck 'the HALL' with pics of JA


Deck the HALL with pics of JD
Fa la la la la la la la la

Tis the season to be crazy
Fa la la la la la la la la

Dress up warmly for the flurries
Fa la la la la la la la la

Sing a song without your worries
Fa la la la la la la la la


Speeded by the year did pass us
Fa la la la la la la la la

JA grows and blooms without fuss
Fa la la la la la la la la

Celebrate Johnny altogether
Fa la la la la la la la la

Season hugs and wishes forever
Fa la la la la la la la la


~SS~

[Little Miss Misfit]

The said:

I'll repost it here, if its not suitable LM&M just let me know and I'll take it down.

No, it is quite alright, and good, thanks for entering.

[The Whimsical Writer]

G8 to see the entries coming in well done now for more please..
Just popped out of the awards ceremony to pick up my duster but didn't get far as this ran into my head..to the tune of Away in a manger (I think)

Away in a farmyard
A mansion & bed
That's where our sweet Johnny
Lays down his sweet head

The glitter of stardom
Does not lure him away
Dear Johnny prefers his Barbie's by day
The loves of his life
Make him happy each day

And that's why we love him
In each n every way
Good luck dearest Johnny
In all that you do
We cherish the joy
That your work brings
To more than a few

[CIA Agente Arenas]

All right, I've been at this all day so don't laugh at me too much. To the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer," not inspired by Johnny specifically, but Duke so if it doesn't count, feel free to take it down.


“Gonzo Got Abducted By the Lizards”

Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe

He’d been snorting too much ether
His hand was clamped right to his face
He said he had to leave the country
So he staggered out the of that smeep place

When we looked for him next morning
He was nowhere to be found
A hunting knife was in the drywall
Pinned a note, said “We’ll eat ‘im browned!”

Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe

Now I’m really proud of Lucy
She’s been taking it so well
At the Americana watching Steisand
Stalking her through this here gambling hell

It’s not Vegas without Gonzo
He was helping find the Dream
But now I’m all alone here
With all the drugs I take on strict regime
Strict regime!

Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe

Now the fat is in the fire
And the cops are the door
Gonzo would have talked them out of it
As for me, I’ve just passed right out on the floor

I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors
Bats aren’t the only fiends you’ll see!
But they just don’t listen to a doc
Who takes his own prescriptions like candy.

Gonzo got abducted by the lizards
Walking to our hotel on sick leave
You can say there’s no such thing as reptiles
But as for me and Lucy, we believe!

(Repeat ad nauseum.)