Post by Bring Me That Horizon on Jan 7, 2005 23:28:50 GMT -5
You know you're obsessed with the movie (or guy) when you...
Start wearing your grandfather's dentures, in private, and rehearse the Ed Wood scene in front of the mirror where he pulls out his own fake teeth.
Walk crowded streets in a blond wig, pink angora sweater, skirt, high heels and a mustache yelling "We don't have a permit... Run!" Until actual cops do start chasing you.
Shout at family members like they're deaf "Don't get goofy on me!"
Write scripts, steal you cousins video camera, boast you're making the most hi-tech movie of the century to everyone you see, find a crew of your closest (and weirdest) friends, proceed to make the film, say you don't have the right funding (even though it costs nothing), then make everyone watch it in your living room (only after you give a long boring speech), and then have people tell you it was "the worst crap I've ever seen". Then, you continue saying "It's not about the little things! It's about the big picture!"
But the Ed Wood box set, and all the other VHS versions of his films, proceed to watch them (even though some are practically pornos), and get caught by your mother, who takes the movies away (even "Plan 9"), who then starts cursing the name of Depp, "for it was he who started this whole situation by being overly beautiful and bewitching my teenage daughter!"
Start wearing your grandfather's dentures, in private, and rehearse the Ed Wood scene in front of the mirror where he pulls out his own fake teeth.
Walk crowded streets in a blond wig, pink angora sweater, skirt, high heels and a mustache yelling "We don't have a permit... Run!" Until actual cops do start chasing you.
Shout at family members like they're deaf "Don't get goofy on me!"
Write scripts, steal you cousins video camera, boast you're making the most hi-tech movie of the century to everyone you see, find a crew of your closest (and weirdest) friends, proceed to make the film, say you don't have the right funding (even though it costs nothing), then make everyone watch it in your living room (only after you give a long boring speech), and then have people tell you it was "the worst crap I've ever seen". Then, you continue saying "It's not about the little things! It's about the big picture!"
But the Ed Wood box set, and all the other VHS versions of his films, proceed to watch them (even though some are practically pornos), and get caught by your mother, who takes the movies away (even "Plan 9"), who then starts cursing the name of Depp, "for it was he who started this whole situation by being overly beautiful and bewitching my teenage daughter!"
Thats really Really funny. How do you try on someone's dentures, i would try sounds like fun, But sadly my Grandparents still have all of their own teeth. 
. And yes some parts are pretty raunchy. But that doesnt bother my father because its not even that bad..no worse then a Rated R movie of today. 
You start yelling "cut", "action" or other things directors say..... 
