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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Mar 13, 2004 14:19:54 GMT -5
He sings?! I gotta stay for that!
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Post by CaribbeanCrane on Mar 13, 2004 15:35:40 GMT -5
Really?! Wow, I should have stayed for the credits. Is it funny? That song in itself is amusing. ;D It's definete, I GOT to go again for that.
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Post by The Innocent Outlaw on Mar 13, 2004 16:46:39 GMT -5
A song! OHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by CaptainJack1226 on Mar 13, 2004 18:12:58 GMT -5
Oh, I soo should have stayed for the credits. I loved the part when his maid kept coming back up the stairs when he was trying to smoke. And then later on in the film, I think the quote went something like this but I'm probably getting it wrong: " Ok, I'm gonna smoke all of this pack. Then I'm gonna go and buy another pack and smoke the smeep out of that. " Something like that. I also loved the part where he said peachy. I say peachy all of the time. teehee, I have something in common with Mort! -Ciao!
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Mar 13, 2004 19:09:46 GMT -5
So many great quotes posted! There were so many great ones in this movie! ;D But that begs the question... How much of it was written, and how much of it did Johnny ad-lib? We all know how he loves to do that. LOVED the "rubbernecker" bit and the " D I V O R C E" bit! And the faint!!! HAHA! *thinks of new quotes* Mort: Do you mind if I answer a few of these, Ted? Mort: I don't wanna call Amy. I wanna take a nap. Mort: You're a dick! Ted: Do you feel better know? Mort: Yes. Mort leaves the post office... Girl: Cute... HEE! ;D
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Post by The High Flyer on Mar 13, 2004 19:19:14 GMT -5
Another one of my favorites!!: Mort: How's Ted? Amy: He's fine Mort: Is he there now? Amy: No, were not togather Mort: -says something, totally fergot- Amy: No Mort, I mean were not togather at the moment! Mort: Oh..well how's the house? Amy: It's fine Mort: Yes it's such a beautiful house, I just loved it, of course that's why i BOUGHT IT! ...Or something like that..
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Post by CaptainJack1226 on Mar 13, 2004 20:35:21 GMT -5
I also liked this part: Amy: If I could take it all back, I would. I wish none of this had ever happened. Mort: Then you shouldn't have smeeped him then! *slams down phone* -Ciao!
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Post by Sedoo on Mar 14, 2004 1:00:24 GMT -5
The only think I found fault with in the movie was the fact that Ted was os ugly. I'm like please if your husband looked liek that would you cheat with somebody who looked like that... Suuure!
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Post by Dangerbabe on Mar 14, 2004 1:52:11 GMT -5
Then there's always the classic... "I know you, Mr. Rainey, that's what matters. You stole my story."
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Post by The Innocent Outlaw on Mar 14, 2004 11:21:03 GMT -5
The only think I found fault with in the movie was the fact that Ted was os ugly. I'm like please if your husband looked liek that would you cheat with somebody who looked like that... Suuure! Ya exactly! Amy=Mad! Although i think in the book Morts meant 2 be ugly!
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Post by Dances With Rolls on Mar 14, 2004 11:28:12 GMT -5
I also liked this part: Amy: If I could take it all back, I would. I wish none of this had ever happened. Mort: Then you shouldn't have f**ked him then! *slams down phone* -Ciao! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVED THAT LINE!!!! And yes, he sings.. It may have been Mama likes shortbread, men... whatever I'll just go see it again ;D
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Mar 14, 2004 11:58:49 GMT -5
Wuh wuh WHAT?! HE SINGS?! Stupid, stupid, STUPID! Why didn't I stay through the credits? I always stay through the credits! Arg! I really had to find the ladies' room, and I just knew that there wouldn't be anything extra on that type of movie... STUPID! Looks like I better be going again! ;D Oh, and though I haven't heard what he sings, that song you're mentioning goes like "Mama's little baby loves shortnin' shortnin'. Mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread." Is that it?
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Post by Dances With Rolls on Mar 14, 2004 17:35:07 GMT -5
YES! I love you CC! ;D ;D ;D "You're a dick" "Feel better?" "Yes, thanks" haha not sure if those are the exact words but I love 'em!!!
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Post by The Innocent Outlaw on Mar 15, 2004 15:54:10 GMT -5
Someone was saying about his leg falling asleep! Well although i havent seen SW today in our school assembly my leg was asleep n i just was smiling to myself thinking i wonder what mort would do!
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Post by The High Flyer on Mar 15, 2004 18:39:29 GMT -5
Just came back from my 2nd viewing of this movie, and I stayed through the credits. Me and my friend thought that after he sang, someone scary would pop up, so we were all covering our eyes, haha. But YAY! I heard Johnny sing! And it was hilarious cuz he had a southern accent and it just cracked me up
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