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Post by Little Miss Misfit on Aug 30, 2004 21:12:29 GMT -5
Haha....
There is a kid in my Spanish class who's name for class is Chicho.....I laugh everyday...Sorry, this is kind of off toppic for this board...
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Post by The Innocent Outlaw on Aug 31, 2004 4:30:01 GMT -5
6 feet under, covered by corn. Weee I finally got my cell!!! But since it's only for emergencies I have to have a "normal" message in case the police call or something *so says my mom* I had a new idea for it too... when Mort shouts "What do you want from me??" All my good ideas are wasted on the mature. Aww bummer rollie
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Post by Dances With Rolls on Sept 15, 2004 22:04:27 GMT -5
LoL.. yepp. Bummer indeed.
Tis a fun phone though.. ;D
I liked the sherrif... when Mort kept trying to give him the description.. then the sherrif keeps interupting him.. and then after about five tryes: "Now, the first thing I'm gonna need- is a description." ;D
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Post by Candy Queen on Dec 28, 2005 0:21:34 GMT -5
Todd Downey thought that a woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had, was not much of a woman. He, therefore, decided to kill her. He would bury her in the deep corner formed where the house and the barn came together at an extreme angle. He would bury her where his wife kept her garden. The garden she loved more than she loved him. I love that line! It's just so awsome! Espically the very first sentence of it.
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Post by The Idyllic Idealist on Sept 25, 2008 16:23:58 GMT -5
Some of my favourite quotes are:
Mort: I don't wanna call her. I want to go to sleep. I want to take a nap. Okay. No nap. I give her a call about the magazine. I go write some crap for a couple of hours and then I get to take a nap, right? Chico [beating his neck] Mort: Chi-i-i-i-co-o-o-o, don't be disco-o-o-oura-a-a-aged. All right, go ahead and be discouraged, you blind bastard, see if I care.
Ken Karsch: No monsters up here. Mort: [holding a rowing oar] Did you check under my bed? Ken Karsch: Yeah, even in your toy chest.
Mort: Gee Ted I'm sorry you had to miss that. I know how much you like my things.
[Ted punches his window] Mort: Bummer, Ted.
Mort: I'm a dairy farmer from Mississippi.
;D
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