Post by The Symbolic Sacrifice on Aug 3, 2004 18:40:55 GMT -5
14 Days of HFs Birthday
To HF
Sorry its early but I won’t be back
until tomorrow arvo and I didn’t want you to
think I’d forgotten your Birthday.
This idea came from a Christmas
carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas.
I changed the number for obvious reasons.
Sorry to any other religious bodies that
maybe reading this, I don’t mean to offend.
Heres the last verse so you can
compare them.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the first day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
a duck in a very dead tree
On the second day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Two human birds
crane
sparrow
On the third day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Three giant roosters
On the fourth day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Four Calling Sands
First Sands
Second Sands
Third Sands
Fourth Sands
Hey HF, think you can handle
four Sands?
On the fifth day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Five silver rings
First ring
Second ring
Third ring
Fourth ring
Fifth ring
(oh OK seven rings
)
Sounds like an astronomy lesson
with the rings of Saturn eh?
On the sixth day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Six DVD easter eggs
First egg ~ Blow
Hidden Outtakes
Access special feature menu, highlight- "what is infinifilm?" Then press 2,wait
briefly, then press 3 and then press play then view these hilarious outtakes.
Second egg ~ From Hell
Hidden Credits
On Disc One, go to the Language Selection menu. Highlight "Main Menu" at the
bottom and press Right. The eye at the top will open. Press enter to view hidden
credits.
Third egg ~ From Hell
Hidden Rehearsals
On Disc Two, Use your players menu to access Title 4. For a collection of informal
rehearsals and similar fun.
Fourth egg ~ From Hell
THX Video
On disc one, if you press 5 in the special features menu, you will see a silhouette of
Jack The Ripper, and get a THX promotional video.
Fifth egg ~ From Hell
Jack the Ripper, final solution
On disk 2 highlight "Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder" then press the down
arrow this highlights "Jack the Ripper:6 degrees of separation" then press RIGHT
arrow, this highlights a "hook" instrument. press ENTER to see "Jack the Ripper,
final solution".
Sixth egg ~ Pirates
They are all on the second disc.
1. Under Fly on the Set, navigate to Play All and then navigate right to highlight
the right vampire tooth of the monkey to see: Pirates Cave Construction.
2. Under Below Deck, navigate left to highlight the skull in the center of the
medallion, click on this for a cgi depiction of the ship battle.
3. Now go to Scene Index on the Below Deck menu, navigate to the second page
then navigate up to Pirate Ships and left to highlight the ring on the hand to see:
Japanese trailer for POTC.
4. Under Moonlight Serenade Scene Progression -navigate to Main Menu and
then hit down to highlight the impaled skeleton's right (and only) molar. Click on
this to see Keith Richards talk about Johnny's using him as inspiration.
To HF
Sorry its early but I won’t be back
until tomorrow arvo and I didn’t want you to
think I’d forgotten your Birthday.
This idea came from a Christmas
carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas.
I changed the number for obvious reasons.
Sorry to any other religious bodies that
maybe reading this, I don’t mean to offend.
Heres the last verse so you can
compare them.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the first day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
a duck in a very dead tree
On the second day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Two human birds
crane
sparrow
On the third day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Three giant roosters
On the fourth day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Four Calling Sands
First Sands
Second Sands
Third Sands
Fourth Sands
Hey HF, think you can handle
four Sands?
On the fifth day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Five silver rings
First ring
Second ring
Third ring
Fourth ring
Fifth ring
(oh OK seven rings
)Sounds like an astronomy lesson
with the rings of Saturn eh?
On the sixth day of HFs birthday
her true love sent to her
Six DVD easter eggs
First egg ~ Blow
Hidden Outtakes
Access special feature menu, highlight- "what is infinifilm?" Then press 2,wait
briefly, then press 3 and then press play then view these hilarious outtakes.
Second egg ~ From Hell
Hidden Credits
On Disc One, go to the Language Selection menu. Highlight "Main Menu" at the
bottom and press Right. The eye at the top will open. Press enter to view hidden
credits.
Third egg ~ From Hell
Hidden Rehearsals
On Disc Two, Use your players menu to access Title 4. For a collection of informal
rehearsals and similar fun.
Fourth egg ~ From Hell
THX Video
On disc one, if you press 5 in the special features menu, you will see a silhouette of
Jack The Ripper, and get a THX promotional video.
Fifth egg ~ From Hell
Jack the Ripper, final solution
On disk 2 highlight "Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder" then press the down
arrow this highlights "Jack the Ripper:6 degrees of separation" then press RIGHT
arrow, this highlights a "hook" instrument. press ENTER to see "Jack the Ripper,
final solution".
Sixth egg ~ Pirates
They are all on the second disc.
1. Under Fly on the Set, navigate to Play All and then navigate right to highlight
the right vampire tooth of the monkey to see: Pirates Cave Construction.
2. Under Below Deck, navigate left to highlight the skull in the center of the
medallion, click on this for a cgi depiction of the ship battle.
3. Now go to Scene Index on the Below Deck menu, navigate to the second page
then navigate up to Pirate Ships and left to highlight the ring on the hand to see:
Japanese trailer for POTC.
4. Under Moonlight Serenade Scene Progression -navigate to Main Menu and
then hit down to highlight the impaled skeleton's right (and only) molar. Click on
this to see Keith Richards talk about Johnny's using him as inspiration.
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