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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Aug 23, 2006 0:30:17 GMT -5
PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU POST: Hey all! This is a cooperative fanfic about, well, us! ;D So, here's the rules: 1. I'll start a story. Anyone is welcome to post the next installment. But you have to work yourself into the plot that is already going and pay attention to who's already in it. SEE LINK BELOW2. Keep your additions to the story at a reasonable length. Remember, the key is for everyone to be able to contribute and have fun. Don't hijack the story. 3. Be careful with how you portray your fellow writers, go ahead and write them as you see them, but don't make anyone an obvious dork. Except yourself if you want to.  4. Comments on how the story is going are welcome! If you're just commenting and not adding, please begin your comment with OOC: to let us know.  5. Humor is most welcome in the story. Be flexible and above all HAVE FUN!  Feel free to PM me if you have any questions. Let the story begin... ---------------------------------------------------- BACKGROUND:Psnoo stole Jack Mort is supicious DB stole Sands Sands and Jack drunk Follow link for more details: Psnoo's Cabin (Reading this page is just about necessary if you haven't already) Current Rollcall: Psnoo, Jack, Mort, DB, Sands, Dream, and Starfire observing ----------------------------------------------------- LAST POST FROM PSNOO'S CABIN...Psnoo's head comes up as she hears the echo of far-off maniacal laughter [presumably coming from Arenas who has discovered that Sands has been...relocated]. "Uh-oh...I think we've been discovered. Time to skiddadle. Let's hit the EA's training center." |
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Post by Dangerbabe on Aug 23, 2006 14:48:16 GMT -5
Skedaddle where?" DB asked, getting up quickly from the couch. "We don't even know where they are yet."
Sands grinned lazily. "I'd say that a maniacally laughing Arenas is a far more relevant danger at this moment. You don't know what my girl's capable of when she's maniacal."
Psnoo snatched the flask away from Sands. "Yes, that's the point, isn't it? We don't really want to know at this point."
"Psnoo, luv," Jack's eyes followed the flask in her hand, "just where are ya goin' with that?"
"I'm not sure just yet, but you'll follow it, won't you?"
"To the ends of the earth," he said, getting weavingly up from the couch.
Mort was peering out the window. "I don't see Arenas anywhere yet." He turned back around to see only DB standing in the living room.
"Where'd everyone go?"
DB crossed her arms a bit miffed. "I believe they're following the rum."
Mort blinked. "But where's the rum gone?"
"You did not just say that..." DB shook her head. "Anyway...it's gone with Psnoo who apparently imagined herself and the boys away from here without us. That kid does have a talent for getting ahead of herself."
"But where'd they go?"
"I don't know. But I can tell you one thing. Arenas ain't gonna be happy to find out we kidnapped Sands and then lost him."
"But I didn't kidnap him! I'm innocent!"
"Says you, darlin'. So you better start thinking fast if you want to avoid the wrath of Agente Arenas. Where would Psnoo think the EAs are?"
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Aug 23, 2006 16:06:09 GMT -5
Psnoo grins as she, Jack, and Sands land next to a pool. A pool with a bright red Chevy convertible sitting at the bottom.
"Voila! The EA training academy."
"The place where we keep getting locked up?" Sands asked, one dark eybrow visible over the rim of his sunglasses.
"Exactly."
"I was afraid you were going to say that."
"But we don't have to worry about that this time," Psnoo said brightly. "We've got Captain Jack Sparrow with us...and...and...where's DB and Mort?"
"I don't know, but we might want to consider getting there ourselves," Jack said, pointing at the line of EA cadets who were coming their way. Their clothing - well, their swim trunks - said they were prepared for an afternoon of fun in the sun, but that wouldn't last long once JA members - and especially Sands - were discovered on the grounds.
"Quick! Hide!" Psnoo ducked behind the two Johnnies.
"I don't think so, sugarbutt." Sands pushed Psnoo in front. She was the one who'd gotten them into this.
"Aye, good luck, luv." Jack handed over his sword and then the two men made a break for the pool house.
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Post by The Eternal Optimist on Aug 23, 2006 17:46:16 GMT -5
Starfire who had been watching this whole time decides to play a little trick on them. Plan 10 uses this movie camera to make an imagine of the Karen coming up from the pool.
"THE KAREN!" screamed Psnoo noticing the large Octpus creature grawling at them.
"Hello Beastie We meet agian" Jack said readying his sword he runs at the beast but falls right through it into the pool.
"AhAhAh!'' Star laughed seeing Jack get all wet.
"Hey, Starfire what was that for?'' Psnoo asked trying not to laugh
"Sorry, I didn't do it Plan 10 did" Star answered trying to not laughing
Plan 10 beeped sorry and handed Jack a towel. Star flew down to them.
"Your not mad at me are you Jack?'' Star said looking nervously
"No worries luv" Jack said toweling himself off.
"So what is this place?'' Star asked
"this is the EA's headqaurters" Psnoo said
Star's eyes glowed and looked ready to blow someone's head off.
"Don't worry their gone now" Psnoo said claiming her down
"good, now let's have some fun" Star said truning on some music
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Post by Candy Queen on Aug 27, 2006 9:01:49 GMT -5
Back at the cabin....
"Well she did say EA's. So I'm figuring... Somewhere EA related." Dream says putting a lollypop into her mouth.
"Should we check their world headquarters first?" DB asks her.
"Since they don't know we're coming then they won't be hiding... So their HQ might be a good place to start looking." Wade pipes up.
"I can't believe she kidnapped a kidnapped Johnny." Mort groans. "And we're gonna be the ones that have to dig her out of it."
"I'm sure she's safe right now... "DB says "Or at least safe from 'Renas. Can't say too much about her being safe from the EA's on the other hand."
"I just hope the Monkee's don't show up." Dream says.
"Shall we?" Mort asks holding out his two arms. Dream and DB hold onto his arm and Dream takes Cry-Baby's hand. DREAM ((sorry I realized I typed Roxie every time. How funny is that.)) imagines all of them to the EA's World HQ lobby.
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Aug 28, 2006 20:53:14 GMT -5
OOC: so DB, Mort, and Dream are now at HQ while Psnoo, Jack, Sands, and Star are at the EA academy...correct?
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"Umm...not sure that's a good idea, Star." Psnoo turns off the boombox. "Parties in enemy territory are..."
"Are a good way to smeep the pooch," Sands cut in as he fished in his pocket for something. "Smeep...nothing but candyettes."
"Why is it we don't have real cigarettes but we do have rum?" Psnoo quizzed as she watched Plan 10 flying around. How many cats would it take to -
"No! Not the rum!" Jack came running over. "One more comment like that and instead of rum I'll have cherry lime vanilla Coca Cola."
"And that would be a crime against humanity. I agree. Let's move." Sands pushed the group out of the pool compound. "It's like none of you have ever walked a beat before. You don't stick around the scene of the crime."
"I thought we wanted to find EAs."
"That was you," everyone said, making Psnoo look a bit sheepish.
"Oh. But still, while we're here, it'd be a shame to waste the opportunity to take a few things that don't belong to us. Wouldn't it?"
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Post by The Eternal Optimist on Sept 1, 2006 17:47:07 GMT -5
" I do like this sweater" Star said going into the closet and pulling out an angora sweater. Her hands gentely touched the sweater. (Star no thanks to Ed now likes angora)
"Is she always like that?" Sands asked watching the excited teen alien dance around with her sweater. Star noticing the looks put it back.
Plan 10 zoomed off ahead of everyone and scaned the room. He found the liquor cabent and opened it with his lazer.
"what did you find 10?'' Star asked heading over to the robot
"Jack, your gonna love this!'' Psnoo said looking at all the rum.
"RUM!'' Jack exclaimed happyly he grapped the frist bottle he saw and drank it all down.
Plan 10 said your welcome jack.
As Jack happyly took another slip.
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Post by Candy Queen on Sept 21, 2006 16:07:48 GMT -5
"Wow so much..."
"Red."
"And pink."
Dream, Wade, and Mort were exchanging thoughts about the HQ. It certainly was red and pink. But then again it is the EA's.
"Red? And pink?" DB chimes in. "It's times like these I'm kinda glad I can't see... Everything being red and pink. Yuck."
"Yeah You're lucky. It's kinda..." Dream started.
"Scary?" Mort finished.
"Yeah... Scary" Cry-Baby says.
"I'll be with you in a minute" A voice calls from the other room.
"Uh-oh." They all look at each other. There just happen to be a few potted trees and some trashcans near each other. They duck behind those.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" The voice calls from... well closer now.
Roxie whispers " Keep quiet and don't move... It's Eva."
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Oct 1, 2006 16:23:26 GMT -5
Meanwhile back at the pirate ship...
CC, having just pushed Jack overboard so as to rinse off some of that Kraken (Star- Karen?) slime, is about to jump in after him when she notices that he's suddenly gone.
"Um... that cannot be good, can it?" CC says with a sigh. Luckily she realized all this before she jumped, eh?
"Well, there's nothing for it. I'm gonna hafta rescue him. Again. Why does he always get to be the damsel in distress?" CC heads below decks to stock up on some weapons, gunpowder, and wet-wipes. Kraken slime is très yuck.
"Best get a bit of help before heading off. Ye never know what to expect on these 'adventures,' savvy?" She quickly imagines herself at DB's, but no one was in.
"Odd, though I'm sure that's not a good sign. Bother," CC curses under her breath and imagines herself to Psnoo's cabin. Again, nobody's home.
"Smeep! I've got me one guess as to why I'm all by me onesies on this rescue mission... but to be sure, I better go a word with... her." And soon CC is imagined up-river on the small island of Pelegosto...
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Oct 3, 2006 15:09:22 GMT -5
"Do you hear war drums?" Psnoo asked, raising her head suddenly from where she was examining a large bookcase.
"You think the natives are restless?" Sands drawled. He was leaning against the drooframe watching as Starfire went through Eva's closet, turning black, camo, and otherwise dark colored, form-fitting shirts into puffy pink angora creations that had him itching just looking at them.
"Don't matter, mate," Jack slurred from his position on the floor. "I'm the chief."
"The last time you were the chief, you were nearly cooked by the chef. And I'm not worried about natives. I'm worried about -"
"CC?" Star asked as she briefly stuck her head out of the closet.
Psnoo rubbed the back of her neck in a contemplative manner. "...yeah. That works. She's just a little too creative for my peace of mind. Perhaps we should scramble to someplace a bit less interesting."
"Like?" Star helpfully had Plan 10 project a map of the world on the wall.
"How does the Gulf of Mexico sound? Much warmer than the cabin right now." Psnoo shivered as she thought of October in Maine. Of course, along with October in Maine came fires...and hot chocolate...and afgans...and Mort... She sighed. "I miss Mort. Let's go collect him and DB. And then we'll hit the Gulf of Mexico."
"Spanish Main," Jack corrected as he got to his feet. "Ideal plan. Perfect time for a bit of pilferin' and plunderin'."
"Sun! Sand! Surf!" Star enthused. "I can see it now. The scene opens on a couple of lonely sunbathers and a sea turtle -"
"I like sea turtles," Jack interrupted.
"And sea turtles like Sands," Psnoo added before commanding, "everyone join hands so we don't lose anyone else." When they were arranged to her satisfaction, Psnoo closed her eyes and imagined them to wherever it was that DB and Mort had ended up.
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Post by The Eternal Optimist on Oct 3, 2006 16:56:09 GMT -5
"Where are we?'' Star asked exploring what appears to be some kind of headquarters. Plan 10 scaned the area and found high readings of something evil.
"We are at the Eva's HQ!" Psnoo said
"The Who??'' Star asked looking confused
"I am not gonna get kidnapped agian"' Sands asked
"Kidnapped?'' Star still didn't understand what was going on.
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Oct 3, 2006 20:19:05 GMT -5
OCC: Star, muchas gracias.  P.S. Ya'll go some more before I post again. |
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Post by Candy Queen on Oct 4, 2006 18:48:10 GMT -5
"OUCH MY LEG" DB yelps "WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO'S HERE? WHO JUST LANDED ON TOP OF ME?" "Ow my stomache! Oh hi there." Mort says. "MORT!" Psnoo says. " How wonderful to see you." "Wonderful? You left me alone with the blind one and the teenyboppers." Mort snapped. "Hey!" Cry-Baby turned on Mort. "We are not teenyboppers. And you didn't mean to say that about DB." "Sorry kiddo. It was Shooter talking. You know how it is." Mort said calmly. Roxie takes Cry-Baby's hand. "Calm down. He didn't mean what he said. He just doesn't want to be here." "None of us do." Star says. All of a sudden the *counts* 8-ish of them heard faint whispering and the clicks of a group of girls in heels walking in their directions. "*gulp* Uh-oh." they all say in unison. |
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Post by The Eternal Optimist on Oct 5, 2006 0:56:37 GMT -5
Star's eyes glow green out of fear, something or someones for that matter is making everyone very jumpy.
"Is that who I think that is?'' Psnoo said getting nervous now
Mort reached for his shovel and Jack for his pistol. Dream shallowed hard and looked at Crybaby who had out his switchblade. Star wondering who was there went to see.
"Hello, are you friend?'' She asked politely
"AAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!" came a scream it sounded like Starfire.
"STARFIRE!" cried Everyone they all ran down the hall wondering what happened. What they found was Ed and Bela they were looking for Star.
"Ed, Bela, you sacered us"' DB said laughing
"We just were worried about Star she hasn't been at the studio in a while" Bela said resting up agianst the wall.
"Pinky, I am fine" Star said giving him a hug
"I just wanted to make sure, I won't want anything to happen to my Starry" Ed said hugging her back
"Pinky" Star blushed
"Starry" Ed laughed
"I am getting sicky" Sands said
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Post by Candy Queen on Oct 5, 2006 16:05:32 GMT -5
((Star it's Psnoo... there's no C... Just thought I'd point that out.))
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