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Post by The Dependable Deliverer on Aug 1, 2006 11:31:31 GMT -5
This is a good quote
"Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?"
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Post by The Poetic Protégée on Aug 1, 2006 15:20:22 GMT -5
Nice try by Jack there
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Post by The Dependable Deliverer on Aug 2, 2006 4:39:22 GMT -5
Yep, a very good try ;D
I like this one "Where is that monkey?I really want to shoot something"
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Just say, "Jack Sparrow sent you to settle his debt." Might save your life.
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Post by The Eternal Optimist on Aug 6, 2006 21:14:08 GMT -5
ok, since you're asking about the dirty joke. I dont really want to say the word. lol but I'll say this: There was this old tale that if boys ahem...err "played with themselves" that they would grow hair on their hands and go blind. ok, I know. that was retarded, but it was the only way to explain it and keep it PG-ish. lol. get it now?? OMG! Now that someone has explained that all have to say is Disney is NASTY! LOL! ;D
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Aug 6, 2006 22:59:16 GMT -5
I don't know, that sounds like a Johnny ad-lib to me.
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Post by The Dependable Deliverer on Aug 7, 2006 3:37:40 GMT -5
^ Haha #rotfl# it probably is
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Post by The Undaunted Doña on Aug 8, 2006 21:48:19 GMT -5
Haha, it's in the autocensor. Can't say Jack's new catchphrase. LOL.... yeah I figured out what it actually means not too long ago..hehe... ah well...
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Post by Secret Pseudonym on Aug 8, 2006 23:12:42 GMT -5
Yes, that would be the only reason it's in an American film so much - no one in America knows what it means. I couldn't help but be reminded of Mort every time Jack let a string of them out.
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Post by The Idyllic Idealist on Aug 30, 2008 21:44:39 GMT -5
You figured out what what means??
My favourite quotes are:
Gibbs: [in Tortuga signing sailors up] And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl? Very Old Man: Truth be told, I've never sailed a day in me life. I think I should get out and see the world while I'm still young. Gibbs: You'll do, make your mark. Next! Skinny Man: My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give asmeeprat's if I live or die. Gibbs: Perfect, next!
Elizabeth Swann: Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene. Jack Sparrow: [sniffs his armpit and looks back] Trifles. Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!
Jack Sparrow: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen... what do keys do? Leech: Keys unlock... things? Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks! Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? Gibbs: So we're going after this key! Jack Sparrow: You're not making any sense at all.
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