Post by The Dream Warrior on Sept 20, 2006 16:43:39 GMT -5
I got this from DeppImpact
NOES House is for Sale
This was on Defamer.com and included the realtor's listing which showed a photo of the house. The Defamer.com people have written up an amusing description of the house.
cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/09/elmstreet-house.jpg (for the photo and realtor's card)
Here's the article:
For those of you looking to buy in what is becoming an overwhelmingly crowded real estate market, allow us to guide you to a new listing that may interest fans of Johnny Depp's early oeuvre and dream-stalking serial killers alike: 1428 N. Genesee Avenue, otherwise known as the house from A Nightmare on Elm Street.
1428 N. Genesee Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90046
$1,095,000 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath
Nightmare on Elm Street house with basement for "Freddie Krueger." Spaulding Square fixer opportunity screaming "Buy Me, Buy Me!" With some work this could be your family dream home. Backyard with pool for entertaining, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths and office. Terrific living room with fireplace, formal dining room and bar set up.
As with any realty ad, there is a good deal of understatement at play: "Some work" means you'll probably want to replace the main staircase, as the current one tends to turn into goop without warning, plus one of the bedrooms has some torn up wallpaper and a nasty, stubborn stain on the ceiling. Besides that, though, it's a lovely home in a lovely neighborhood, if you don't mind the creepy kids in white playing jump rope outside all day and the mom-shaped window in the front door. There - we think we've hit every Elm Street house joke we could think of. Feel free to add your own.
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Call me crazy... But I waaaant that house!
NOES House is for Sale
This was on Defamer.com and included the realtor's listing which showed a photo of the house. The Defamer.com people have written up an amusing description of the house.
cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/09/elmstreet-house.jpg (for the photo and realtor's card)
Here's the article:
For those of you looking to buy in what is becoming an overwhelmingly crowded real estate market, allow us to guide you to a new listing that may interest fans of Johnny Depp's early oeuvre and dream-stalking serial killers alike: 1428 N. Genesee Avenue, otherwise known as the house from A Nightmare on Elm Street.
1428 N. Genesee Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90046
$1,095,000 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath
Nightmare on Elm Street house with basement for "Freddie Krueger." Spaulding Square fixer opportunity screaming "Buy Me, Buy Me!" With some work this could be your family dream home. Backyard with pool for entertaining, 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths and office. Terrific living room with fireplace, formal dining room and bar set up.
As with any realty ad, there is a good deal of understatement at play: "Some work" means you'll probably want to replace the main staircase, as the current one tends to turn into goop without warning, plus one of the bedrooms has some torn up wallpaper and a nasty, stubborn stain on the ceiling. Besides that, though, it's a lovely home in a lovely neighborhood, if you don't mind the creepy kids in white playing jump rope outside all day and the mom-shaped window in the front door. There - we think we've hit every Elm Street house joke we could think of. Feel free to add your own.
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Call me crazy... But I waaaant that house!
i can't afford it.... you guys have fun without me
i think we should all put our money together....then we'll be able to afford it ;D