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Post by Dangerbabe on Nov 10, 2003 23:48:39 GMT -5
Just found the text for this one and had to throw it out there...Sands is so scary it's funny!! Sands: You really must try this. It is a slow-roasted pork. Nothing fancy. Just happens to be my favorite. Honestly, that is the best it’s ever been. Anywhere. In fact, it’s too good. It is so good that when I’m finished with it, I’ll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen, and shoot the cook. I restore the balance to this country, and that is what I would like from you right now. El: You want me to shoot the cook? Sands: No, I’ll shoot the cook. My car is parked out back anyway.
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Post by The Raisin Avenger on Nov 10, 2003 23:50:20 GMT -5
Oh there are so many great quotes in this movie!
Sands: Are you a MexiCAN, or a MexiCAN'T?
;D
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Nov 11, 2003 0:16:52 GMT -5
Still my fave: I'm just gonna go and freak right out!
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Post by Dangerbabe on Nov 11, 2003 0:22:26 GMT -5
"Then you leave me no choice. I will have to kill you all." Mommy!
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Post by The Raisin Avenger on Nov 11, 2003 0:27:09 GMT -5
Indeed! "Why? Why would I want this? Why would I want gum?"
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Nov 11, 2003 0:30:44 GMT -5
..... Ah! I need to go see it again!
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Post by Dangerbabe on Nov 11, 2003 0:32:43 GMT -5
No worries, dear. It'll come out just about the time you've OD'd yourself on your PoTC DVD. "Why? Why would I want this? Why would I want gum?" Bwahaaa! Perfect! ;D
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Post by The Caribbean Crusader on Nov 11, 2003 0:35:11 GMT -5
I think it's still playing somewhere near me....gonna have to hunt for it....I know it is though....*is on a mission* Bleh, what was it he said to the boy about the gun...? I know that was one of my faves.
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Post by The Galloping Gypsy on Nov 11, 2003 3:01:33 GMT -5
"see ya around" "eff you!"
"time to get MESSY!"
Agent Sands: I couldn't find a briefcase small enough for 10,000 dollars.
Belini: You wouldn't dare kill me over ten thousand dollars. You wouldn't dare. Agent Sands: [mouths] Yes I would.
Agent Sands: I want you to put the hurtin', so to speak, on Marques after he's killed the president. Savvy?
"El! Can I call you El?"
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Tickety Tock
Retired Angel
"That's why we wear helmets and kneepads, because sometimes we fall down and go boom, right honey?"
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Post by Tickety Tock on Nov 11, 2003 3:07:33 GMT -5
This one is rather bad, but I can't help but love it. When he's in the taxi...
"I have no eyes, ****moot!"
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Post by Dangerbabe on Nov 11, 2003 12:49:51 GMT -5
Totally! These are all great! I also like...
"Well, see, I'm kind of having a bad day."
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Post by The Raisin Avenger on Nov 11, 2003 12:52:59 GMT -5
HA! Good one DB!
"Like what you see?"
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"No."
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Post by The Dashing Director on Nov 11, 2003 15:58:13 GMT -5
"Have you ever used one of these?" (pulls a gun out of his fly. Kid says no.) "Good. Don't EVER because they're very bad. But right now I want you to take this, aim it at the bad man who's following us, and blow his brains out?" (kid: "*spanish*?") "Oh yes, /very/ *spanish*." Ready? Ok, go! Smoke him, smoke the smeeper, send him straight to smeeping Broadway!" Meanwhile, the guy they're trying to shoot is already hiding.
*grins* I love this part because it shows us just how insane our beloved Sands really can be. But of course we all love him anyways.
-gypsy
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Post by The Fearless Fiend on Nov 11, 2003 16:46:53 GMT -5
Like gypsy, I also loved the scene with "Chiclet" Here is it, word for word.
Chiclet: (Spanish) "Is someone following you?" SJ Sands: "Well, it's a little difficult for me to tell right now because I'm kind of having a bad day. Do you see someone?" Chiclet: (Spanish) Yes, he's getting close. SJ Sands: "Ok, ok. Listen," (unzipps pants and reaches inside) "Have you ever seen one of these?" (he's pulled out not what we expected, but a small .22 revolver) Chiclet: (Spanish) Yes. SJ Sands: "Ever use one?" Chiclet: (Spanish) "No." SJ Sands: "Don't ever because they're very bad. (hands gun to Chiclet) But right now what I need for you to do is to aim this at the bad man who's following us, and shoot him in the head." Chiclet: (Spanish) "Kill him?" SJ Sands: "Oh yeah, very (Spanish). Closer?" Chiclet: "Si." SJ Sands: "Ok, smoke him." (points Chiclets hand with the gun in the man's direction) "Smoke the f**ker. Send him straight to f**king broadway." Chiclet: (Spanish) "No." SJ Sands: "What?" Chiclet: (Spanish) "I can't." SJ Sands: "Ok, come here. (walks a bit further, then drops to the ground over Chiclet and points the gun in the man's direction) Right or left?" Chiclet: (Spanish) "The right." SJ Sands: (fires a few times, doesn't seem to hit anything) "Was that my right, or your right?" Chiclet: (Spanish) "My right." SJ Sands: "Oh."
Lordy how I loved this movie. :-D Sorry for the cussing. Blame it on SJ, not me.
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Post by Dangerbabe on Nov 11, 2003 17:30:53 GMT -5
No worries about cussing as long as the autocensor is working. That is great!!! That is one of my favorite scenes!!! Thanks, Merrie! Yep, gypsy, that insanity is why we like the guy!
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